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		<title>How To Completely Flush Your Hollywood Career Down The Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steven Spielberg]]></category>
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When I was in college I had read that before he became a famous director, the young Steven Spielberg used to sneak onto the Universal Studios lot.  He’d wear a nice suit, walk past the guard at the front gate, wave, smile and he’d be in (in high school, I’d sneak onto studio lots [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Good Thing, One Bad Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Good Thing
My son didn’t shatter his wrist.  ‘cause if he had, I would be in deep shit.

A week ago my nine year old Gabriel asked me to take him and his friend Teddy to the skate park. It was a sunny Sunday, I was in a good mood, what the heck. “Let’s do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Criticism</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sung</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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This morning I struggled up a long and lonely hill,  just as I was getting my second wind I came upon a couple DWP workers fixing something.  As I huffed and puffed passed  them they started to laugh and mumble some sarcastic gibberish to each other.  Took me a minute to realize they were making [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Ode to “B-movie King” Roger Corman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest Offender</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Black Scorpion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carnosaur 3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Concorde-New Horizons]]></category>
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STANLEY
Stanley Yung’s first date movies with his wife were Raise the Red Lantern and Midnight Cowboy, but he somehow convinced her to marry him anyway. He continues to encourage her to watch his “syllabus” of favorite movies, which she considers “dark and depressing.”  A graduate of UCLA Film School, Stanley worked as a director [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Physics of Queen Yuna</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NYT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We Offenders are all fans of Yuna Kim, the Gold Medal Winner and reigning world champion of Women&#8217;s Figureskating. Roger has professed his love here. Her athletic prowess is unmatchable and she has a few more good years to dominate the sport. Commentators are amazed at her sheer speed. So how does she do it? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ear Sex &#8211; the ancient art of giving pleasure</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a kid, I would badger my mom to clean my ears at least 3 times a week.  I would run to the pen cup, pull out the skinny little bamboo shovel with fuzzy cotton ball top, and scream out to my mom, &#8220;Mama, can you clean my ear???!!!&#8221;  If my mom wasn&#8217;t busy outside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Cartoons Screw Little Girls</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-cartoons-screw-little-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheetara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gem and the Holograms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[He-Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lisa Hayes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lynn Minmei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick Hunter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robotech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[She-Ra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smurfette]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re a young woman growing up in the 80&#8217;s, there may have been real women I could and should have looked up to: Margaret Thatcher, Sandra Day O&#8217;Connor, Sally Ride, Geraldine Ferraro, heck Sigourney Weaver for goodness sake!  These were women making strides, making waves, changing the world!  But no, I was a kid, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Film Spotlight: LOGORAMA</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/short-film-spotlight-logorama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3/9/10, 1:18am PST Update: OK, found the film again and you can now view it after the jump&#8230;.
Update: Whoopsy, looks like the film was taken off line. Probably a new strategy to exploit the film, post-Oscar win. We&#8217;ll post it up again, when it pops back online. 

This Short Film Spotlight edition presents LOGORAMA, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I had all the money in the world, I&#8217;d remake WANTED, FIGHT CLUB, and TEEN WOLF with BETTY WHITE</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/if-i-had-all-the-money-in-the-world-id-remake______with______/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/if-i-had-all-the-money-in-the-world-id-remake______with______/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Offenders Justin and David



Why?  Come on, just look at the posters.  It&#8217;s Betty freakin&#8217; White!

If you&#8217;re a regular reader of this site you&#8217;d already know my feelings about Ms. White (here and here).  She embodies everything those characters need:  charisma, sense of humor, fearlessness, and that empowered swagger.  With [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad News For Everyone With A Japanese Flight Attendant Fetish</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/bad-news-for-everyone-with-a-japanese-flight-attendant-fetish/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/bad-news-for-everyone-with-a-japanese-flight-attendant-fetish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fetish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JAL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan Airlines]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have a fetish for women dressed in flight attendant uniforms; specifically the uniforms of the now bankrupt Japan Airlines (JAL)?  If so, you may be out of luck.  It seems that the demand for the uniforms from fetishists and sex clubs is so high that the airline is taking special matters [...]]]></description>
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