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		<title>Senior Year Mix Tape</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[80's mix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[90's mix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[senior year]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The other night I had the most vivid dream about my high school senior year. It was both scary and hilarious because my dream was about this one crush I had with a cheerleader that was in my English class. I would always let her cut in line at lunch, help her with her homework, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End of Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
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According to a report just published in the British Medical Journal, the average person’s sex life ends by the age of 70.
This is correct.  This is how it should be.  This comports with my pop notions of evolutionary biology.  Women can’t conceive any longer, so why should they feel the itch to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Signs: Japanese Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I previously posted some pics of funny street signs. Here are some more; this time from our Japanese friends. I&#8217;ll let them speak for themselves because, quite frankly, I have no idea what half of them mean. But that doesn&#8217;t stop them from being completely and totally awesome! Happy Friday!




















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		<title>Five Movies Asian Chicks Should Not Take White Guys To See</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/five-movies-asian-chicks-should-not-take-white-guys-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anna May Wong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daughter of the Dragon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joy Luck Club]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[M. Butterfly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Machine Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Minase Yashiro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ringu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently blogged about the films my Asian American brothas should never watch with a white woman they want to mack.  Well, I’m all about the equal opportunity and I know there are some Asian American sistas reading this who also have a craving for the white meat. So if that’s you, here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle Kwan Island &#8211; a Greek Tragedy of Opportunity&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/15502/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bankruptcy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[killer whale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[llama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[louis vuitton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michelle kwan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[selling islands]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greece is screwed.  The home country of Mt. Olympus is bankrupt and no spell conjured up by any naked God from atop the Acropolis will be able to save it.  Normally, when a country cannot pay off it&#8217;s debts, the government can quietly print up a whole bunch of new money via a printing press [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IF STAN LEE WERE ASIAN: An Alternate Timeline</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/if-stan-lee-were-asian-an-alternate-timeline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest Offender</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ant-Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avengers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daredevil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Four]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hulk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iron Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jim Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marvel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Ronan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roger Corman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spiderman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stan Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolverine]]></category>
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DOMINIC
Dominic Mah is a writer, director, and ex-professional gambler. He is currently prepping and fundraising to shoot a movie, a feature-length dark-comedy-type-movie. He also blogs about pop culture, girl problems, casinos, and Robotech at http://dommah.com/. Mispronounced in the right way, his name is a strong Vietnamese curse word.
There are lot of writers in the world (96% of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I had all the money in the world, I&#8217;d remake WHEN HARRY MET SALLY with PRESIDENT OBAMA and JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/if-i-had-all-the-money-in-the-world-id-remake-when-harry-met-sally-with-president-obama-and-justice-samuel-alito/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carrie Fisher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chief Justice John Roberts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Citizens United v. FEC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eye roll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl's best friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greatest love story of our time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justice Samuel Alito]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not true]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexual tension]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[state of union address]]></category>
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It all started back in January&#8217;s State of the Union Address, when President Obama cited the Citizens United v. FEC decision and voiced his concerns that it opened the nation up to the undue influence of special interests, a visibly annoyed Justice Samuel Alito rolled his eyes and mouthed the words &#8220;not true.&#8221;


Everyone could not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forget fight clubs&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fight Club]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[underwater boxing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the real underground sport no one wants you to know about.
It started back in the 1930&#8217;s and is still thriving today.  Here are some rare footage.



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		<title>Attack of the Meat Thermometer!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/attack-of-the-meat-thermometer/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/attack-of-the-meat-thermometer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[antichrist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[attack in theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exorcist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meat thermometer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shutter island]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a bizarre incident that happened in Lancaster, CA over the past weekend during a packed screening of SHUTTER ISLAND. A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after he exchanged some words with a woman who was talking on her cell phone during the screening. The attackers were two men who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Serve, With Love (Because the Alternative is Just Too Bleak)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-serve-with-love-because-the-alternative-is-just-too-bleak/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-serve-with-love-because-the-alternative-is-just-too-bleak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["I Just Didn't Do It"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jury summons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masayuki Suo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryo Kase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trial]]></category>

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Whenever I received a jury summons, my reaction used to be the same as most people’s—bitching and moaning along with colorful expletives. Serving jury duty is about as pleasant as getting your teeth drilled at the dentist’s office or listening to American Idol contestant William Hung on an endless loop.
Through the years, my friends and [...]]]></description>
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