For you NFL football fans who know about Brett Favre’s consecutive start record in jeopardy because of last week’s shoulder injury, don’t worry, his prayers have been answered. First he was able dodge suspension for a few games with his penis text messaging to sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. I would assume just being “Brett Favre” would be enough. But with his shoulder injury needing a few more days rest, the big man up in the sky granted him another mulligan by postponing the game. A force majeure in action. Just stop the bleeding and retire Favre.