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Just In Case You Weren’t 100% Sure I Was A Creep

  • April 21, 2012 8:41 pm

From today’s Oakland Tribune newspaper:

“A 24 year old Colombian prostitute told The New York Times that the (secret service) agent agreed to pay her $800 for a night of sex but the next morning offered her only $30.  She eventually left the hotel, she told the newspaper, after she was paid $225.”

Trying to chisel an $800 oral contract (and at that price, I’m sure he got just about everything he wanted in addition to oral) - after the fact - down to 30 bucks?

What’s this slimebag doing, trying to give America a bad name?

And power to you, my Colombian sister, for at least not letting this douche leave without coughing up 28 cents on the dollar.  Read more...

Why Japan is Awesome #915: Kiss the Interactive Girl

  • April 4, 2012 10:19 pm

For all of you whose unfulfilled life-long ambition is to kiss a girl, the Japanese have your back. Researchers at Keio University have created an “interactive poster” of a popular singer that responds “positively” when you kiss her…er…it.

And if that’s not enough, upgrades are already being considered that would allow the user to smell the interactive poster’s hair, taste her lips and even hear her say “I love you” as you approach her seductively.

To this I say, thank you, Japanese scientists. While other eggheads are working on boring things like discovering the cure for cancer or advancing nanotechnology, you always have your eyes firmly set on the cool shit. Check it out after the jump:  Read more...

The Loneliness of the Abandoned Japanese Sex Museum

  • March 31, 2012 7:05 pm

I’m sure it won’t surprise regular readers of our blog to know that Japan houses a “sex” museum (I’m sure one of many)—the aptly named, Mansion of the Hidden Treasure.

The museum opened in 1978 and stayed in business for 20 years when it sadly closed in 1997. But as the good folks at Abandoned Kansai found out—the museum has yet to be “replaced” by something else and, as the images below illustrate, the remnants of its former glory still linger.

And what I’ve concluded after taking a look at the following pics is that there may be nothing creepier lonelier than an abandoned sex museum:

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Let’s Get It On – Panda-Style

  • March 28, 2012 10:36 pm

The Ueno Zoo in Kyodo, Japan has confirmed that the two pandas under its care—Ri Ri and Shin Shin—have started mating in their outdoor enclosure this past weekend. Zoo officials closed the exhibit to the public to give the pandas their privacy although it may re-open as early as today.

So two pandas get it on at a zoo—why is this news?

Apparently, it is extremely difficult to get pandas to mate. Either they’re never in the mood or they’re just really picky. I think I dated women who were pandas in their previous lives. So when they knock boots paws, it’s cause for excitement.  Read more...

Won’t Someone Please Think of the Porn Stars?

  • March 5, 2012 8:34 pm

Today marks a milestone in the history of the city I live in—the City of Angels a.k.a. Los Angeles. Starting today, a city ordinance goes into effect requiring the use of condoms at on-location adult video shoots.

Of course, the porn industry has responded by ignoring the ordinance and carrying on with business as usual.

Now, it remains to be seen if the city will come down hard crack down on violators to avoid getting jizz egg on its face, but I’m going to stand erect tall in solidarity with my porno brothers and sisters on this issue.

Why?  Read more...

Sexiest HIV Awareness Ad Ever

  • March 3, 2012 11:11 pm

YouTube Preview ImageThis goes out to all the KTV (Chinese moniker for karaoke) and hostess bar girls out there! Using protection will “allow you to move forward without losing steam” and also “walk down the street, carefree.” Hmm… kind of like Mary Tyler Moore? This Malaysian Chinese ad is pure genius, especially the part where the ham sap los are rapping about who is faster than a Ferrari This is a pretty progressive awareness campaign, filled with randy fun, doesn’t take itself seriously, but at the same time, drives the point across.

Hmm, I wonder if there’s an Asian Rush Limbaughwho’s enraged right now and using the slut word a lot on the air.

dot XXX

  • February 14, 2012 4:02 am

No doubt you all knew that as of December 6, 2011, anyone could buy a “.xxx” domain name.

(Check out therealalfredosauce.xxx, and alfredosfettucininoodle.xxx)

This week UC Berkeley announced that it paid $1300 to snap up seven potentially pornographic Internet domain names, including “berkeley.xxx” and “gobears.xxx” to keep them out of the hands of people who would pornographically exploit college students.

I know, it’s crazy, what kind of sicko would ever think of taking advantage of young people, ages 18-21, away from home for the first time, living in co-ed dorms, sexually curious and open to experimentation, drunk most of the time, for commercial gain?

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Blow Job Coupon

  • January 30, 2012 12:36 pm

I found this in the paper the other day:

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Where Do You Stand On Public Nudity?

  • January 10, 2012 4:35 am

Nudist sightings are no big deal in my neck of the woods.

I’ve lived in or near Berkeley the last twenty years, and the fumes of 60’s counterculturalism still waft through the air here: on the same block it’s not unusual for me to see street vendors selling tie dyed T-shirts, old hippies reading Karl Marx, crunchy skatepunkers panhandling for change, people selling way-left-of-left bumper stickers, and yes, the occasional naked person strolling about.

When I was in school, there was a guy, Andrew Martinez, who made headlines for showing up to class in nothing more than a bandana, and sometimes not even that.

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Scottie Pippen and his Freudian Complex

  • January 9, 2012 8:58 pm

This has to be the most unintentionally hilarious TV commercials ever. Aside from Freud, what about just the fact that there’s a big basketball player, two cheerleaders and one “big foot” sub that is “too much to handle”, even for Mr. Pippen.YouTube Preview ImageHey, I’d have a party too with these ladies too… You know, with sandwich foods and some lemonade, laid out on a picnic blanket, just like Scottie. This commercial was made way back in 1991. And Mr. Submarine still exists in Chicago today.

I don’t know what’s more hilarious: That Pippen is a terrible pitchman, or the severe Aquanet infused bangs of the cheerleaders, or the part when Pippen slamdunks a sub sandwich, or when Pippen says, “Ladies, let’s go have a party!”, what he really means is “Ladies, let’s have a three way in my hot tub!”  Read more...

If You’re a Japanese Woman, There’s a Good Chance You’re a Porn Star

  • December 28, 2011 12:01 am

I’ve always thought the Japanese were pretty awesome and here’s further proof of that: Apparently one Japanese woman in 200 has performed in a porn film.

Now, this number comes from a source in the Japanese porn industry and there doesn’t seem to be any real statistical data to support it, but let’s assume it’s true because, well, the world just seems better that way.

But lest you think this is a random figure, there is a logic behind it. According to this source, Japan releases 35,000 adult productions each year, which breaks down to a staggering 100 films per day. Between 2,000-3,000 new actresses make their debut every year and the industry has 150,000 experienced actresses in its ranks. There are 30 million Japanese woman between the ages of 19-55 so if one does the math…that comes out to one in 200 woman plying her wares in the porn biz.  Read more...

More From the Masturbation Champion of the World (And Yes, He’s Still Japanese)

  • December 27, 2011 12:01 am

Regular YOMYOMF readers may remember Tokyo native Masanobu Sato who holds the world record for the longest continuous masturbation session at 9 hours and 58 minutes. Not only have I blogged about Sato before but even offered to sponsor him for his upcoming competitions (no response yet unfortunately).

Well, if you’ve wanted to know more about what makes this talented young man tick and get a glimpse into his life, the folks at Metropolis TV recently did a profile of Sato, which you can watch below. But if you’re just interested in the highlights, here are some factoids from the segment:  Read more...