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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Obscure Crap</title>
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		<title>The Karate Rap!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[80s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geisha]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[white people doing karate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is as bad as it looks. I never heard this &#8217;80s one hit blunder but they try to jam pack everything Japanesey to rap rhyme, like &#8220;I never have to fight and I&#8217;ll tell you why, no one wants to fight a samurai&#8221; or &#8220;I train in my car, I&#8217;m a ninjaa&#8221;&#8230;. Uh, that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cynthia Nixon and the Gay Gene</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynthia nixon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay gene]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, why did she have to go and say that? In a recent New York Times Magazine profile, actress Cynthia Nixon, best known for playing Miranda on “Sex and the City,” said that being gay was a conscious choice for her. “I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hipster Disney Princesses</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fan art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipster disney princesses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet meme]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, this is a big internet meme&#8230;. fan artwork of Disney hipster princesses. I can dig it. If I were to choose who&#8217;s the hottest, I would go for Hipster Snow White. Here&#8217;s another lineup with Mulan&#8230;. Is Anastacia a Disney princess? I don&#8217;t think so&#8230; Regardless, you can check out more ironic and sad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What To Do When You Forget Somebody&#8217;s Name, But They Remember Yours</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-to-do-when-you-forget-somebodys-name-but-they-remember-yours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[forgetting a name]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jameson's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[name tag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rocket from the crypt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This happens at least once a week.  I walk into the bar I co-own and get about 30 feet in when I hear a voice… “Hey, Fredo!” “Ohmigod, hey man, how are you doing?” “Awesome.  Chillin’.  Haven’t been out too much, though.” “Me neither….wow, it’s great to see you.” “You too.” A moment passes as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Boomerang!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commercial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet meme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza boomerang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to live in a world where a Latino god from the heavens throws a pizza boomerang towards Earth as it hurtles at tremendous speeds to serve, protect, and entice us with all its pizza goodness. That ain&#8217;t tomato sauce splattering all over that girl&#8217;s face. Oh, and that streaker who exposed himself had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye SF!  A greatest hits list</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alemany Farm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernal Hill]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[California St run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chad Herst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GGNRA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mission Cliffs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moving for love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mysore yoga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North Face Endurance Challenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Planet Granite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ruby Room Oakland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[running in SF]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Senor Sisig]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Velvet Cantina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in the car, my cat on my lap, yowling in her cat carrier. My new love was driving my car packed with 30+ years of clothing, shoes, and backpacking equipment. It was 5 1/2 hours to my new life in LA. And as we crossed over the Bay Bridge in sparkling 50 degree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Litmus Test</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-litmus-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Betty Rubble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie's angels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chrissy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daphne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farrah fawcet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaclyn smity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[janet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kate jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mad Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peggy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scooby Doo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[three's company]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[velma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wilma flintstone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe &#8220;Litmus Test&#8221; is the wrong expression here, &#8217;cause is there really a wrong answer?   Maybe &#8220;What&#8217;s Your Type?&#8221; cuts more to the chase, especially for anyone who watched way too much TV  growing up and who can see age 30 comfortably in their rear view mirror. Okay, so you&#8217;re locked in a room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t You Hate it When an Inanimate Doll Moves on its Own</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/don%e2%80%99t-you-hate-it-when-an-inanimate-doll-moves-on-its-own/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doll]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is Bob: Bob is a doll. He’s about the size of a small child so he’s pretty big for a doll. Bob can usually be found propped up next to my office door, but recently it seems he’s developed a nasty habit of somehow moving to different areas of the house during the night. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Allowance Question</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-allowance-question/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-allowance-question/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[allowance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly bandz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sophie's Choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yo yo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=79881</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When my older son Rafael was eight years old, he came home from school one day and announced that he would be asking for a raise in his allowance.  He cited, as precedent, the circumstances of his best friend. “Felix gets ten dollars a week.” “Really?” I asked.  Rafael was receiving eight at the time. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Most Awesome Nativity Scenes</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-most-awesome-nativity-scenes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nativity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing captures the true spirit of Christmas like a traditional Nativity scene and the folks at Buzzfeed have collected 25 of the most awesome nativity scenes. So as we say good-bye to another Christmas, check out a sampling below and see all 25 here. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! Happy birthday, baby Jesus!]]></description>
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