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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; The Itch</title>
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		<title>Around the Horn:  special fantasy basketball JLin17 vs. Kobe edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill simmons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been getting a lot of requests since the Bill Simmons article to share more about what we do in our fantasy league.  Besides intense daily player movements and watching Sal &#8220;the machine&#8221; chase after us like the Terminator, we usually do a lot of trashing talking on our message board. Today, however, we stopped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>thanks for nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been getting some well wishes from people since Monday. The only problem is that I do not play for the New York Knickerbockers. That&#8217;s Jeremy Lin. Believe me, basketball is my true love, but I hit my ceiling with high school hoops and a cameo on Bill Simmon&#8217;s blog. And for future reference, you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pro Athletes Have The Best Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[celebrity baby names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chimdi Chekwa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[D'Brickashaw Ferguson]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Deuce Lutui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inspektor pilot]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jason lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeopardy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lardarius Webb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marcedes Lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maurkice Pouncey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rock Cartwright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taitusi Lutui]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zowie bowie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Forget about Apple, Banjo, Blue Angel, Camera, Jazz Domino, Diva Muffin, Puma, Tabooger, Ocean, Zowie Bowie, or Pilot Inspektor (well, maybe not Pilot Inspektor – what were Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf thinking?), because musicians and actors have got nothing on pro athletes. + + = We live in the Bay Area – the Oakland [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Man’s Mental Process When Documenting Fantasy Basketball When He Doesn&#8217;t Know How to Play Basketball.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/one-man%e2%80%99s-mental-process-when-documenting-fantasy-basketball-when-he-doesnt-know-how-to-play-basketball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fantasy basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ginobili]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mrs fields]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the dark knight rises]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PROLOGUE: I&#8217;m seriously being asked to document the fantasy basketball league? I don&#8217;t know the first thing about sports, let alone basketball! How will I know what to take pictures of? This is gonna be like a still photographer being asked to document the behind-the-scenes stuff for a movie and only taking pictures of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s the bet: if the Broncos win the Superbowl, and Tebow is named MVP, my 15 year old son Rafael will “convert to whatever religion Tebow is, but not as devoted as him, because that’s not possible.” And as we all know, ever since the NFL banned eye black Bible references because of Tebow (John [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOMYOMF Podcast: On the Offensive – The Itch Edition</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-podcast-on-the-offensive-%e2%80%93-the-itch-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>YOMYOMF Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill simmons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fantasy basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fantasy sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[itch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been following YOMYOMF over the holidays, you may have read about some of our members&#8217; moment in the spotlight of the fantasy sports universe via an ESPN/Grantland Bill Simmons column. Well, if you&#8217;re interested in following our soap opera of a fantasy league (declared by Simmons as &#8220;the greatest fantasy league EVER&#8221; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Victory Celebrations: Touchdowns vs. Soccer Goals</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/best-victory-celebrations-touchdowns-vs-soccer-goals/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/best-victory-celebrations-touchdowns-vs-soccer-goals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christiano ronaoldo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[end zone celebration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marcelo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[oh my gol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sound fx]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[terrell owens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the 49ers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the cowboys]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=80462</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My fifteen year old son Rafael&#8217;s DVR season passes include No Huddle, Sound FX, NFL Total Access, NFL Fantasy Live,The League, The Rich Eisen Podcast, and The Coach Show. My DVR season passes include the Spanish Primera Division Soccer, Oh My Gol!, Bundesliga Soccer, and the UEFA Europa League Soccer. I was born in Spain. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best day of the year</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/best-day-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill simmons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blake griffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris paul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fantasy basketball draft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grantland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kobe Bryant]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rick fox]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barring birth of a child or a White House visit, this is my favorite event every year (and no it&#8217;s not red carpet premieres or globetrotting around the world scouting locations).  It&#8217;s fantasy basketball draft&#8211; by far. This year was no different.  While I&#8217;d love to continue sharing with you what this world is all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 33 Strategies of Sports: Grand Strategy</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-33-strategies-of-sports-grand-strategy/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-33-strategies-of-sports-grand-strategy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Norith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[be like mike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlotte Bobcats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grand strategy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael jordan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phil Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robert Greene]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=80106</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You wake up one day and decide you&#8217;re going to take your goal seriously. No more bullshit. I&#8217;m going to do whatever it takes to succeed. You recruit your team, call up friends, colleagues, making your bold announcement. They&#8217;re behind you. You&#8217;re going to kick ass. You do the appropriate research on the internet. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News Everyone!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/good-news-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicago bears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Detroit Lions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[junior varsity football]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[varsity football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today my son got moved up to varsity. Up until three hours ago, he played left tackle on the JV football team.  Tomorrow he suits up with the varsity squad.  My wife is worried that his chances of getting a concussion just skyrocketed. And how do I feel about it? Kinda like this guy&#8230;. Only [...]]]></description>
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