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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Lost Causes</title>
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		<title>What the Fuck&#8211;Chinese Baby Flesh Pills?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m always amazed at the shit people will take in the name of enhancing their sexual performance. Why anyone would think ingesting shriveled rhino penis will make them more virile is beyond me, but this latest trend out of Asia is even more fucked up: Sexual enhancement pills made from the “powdered flesh of dead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karaoke Etiquette or How to Avoid Musical Herpes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 07:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We take our karaoke very seriously at YOMYOMF. Or at least one of us certainly does: That’s my fellow Offender Anderson and he’s definitely the King of Karaoke. Which reminds me of a famous Anderson karaoke story that’s achieved a level of infamy here at YOMYOMF central. Anderson often works long hours and sometimes he’ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>French Presidential Campaign Ad is Cray!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 22:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chinky or Not Chinky?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And you thought the US Presidential election season was heating up? France is going through a similar and crazier election season with the incumbent, Nicolas Sarkozy, at risk of being a one-termer. And if today&#8217;s primary election is any indication, it looks like Sarkozy has got an uphill battle, as socialist Francoise Hollande, handily beat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 4/20!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/happy-420/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 20:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to commemorate this special day than by revisiting an oldie but goodie—a few years ago Detroit police officer Edward Sanchez took home some marijuana that he had confiscated and decided to bake them into some brownies. Well, the brownies turned out be stronger than Officer Sanchez had anticipated, leading to this classic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why? The World&#8217;s First Lickable Elevator</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-the-worlds-first-lickable-elevator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I am sure other elevators have had indiscriminate tongues lather their walls, handle bars and buttons just for shits and giggles by some odd fellows here and there, this one, on the other hand, was designed on purpose. The brainchild of some wazoo advertising firm and some British baked good called Jaffa Cakes, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Wants to Go Vampire Hunting in India?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/who-wants-to-go-vampire-hunting-in-india/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/who-wants-to-go-vampire-hunting-in-india/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 06:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to make a few bucks hunting down some blood-sucking creatures of the night, a trip to India may be in order. It seems that vampires have been “sucking the blood” out of the local cattle in the town of Dharampuri in Tamil Nadu. Things have gotten so bad that apparently residents are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladies! Your vagina may be too brown</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ladies-your-vagina-may-be-too-brown/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ladies-your-vagina-may-be-too-brown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beauty standards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this over at Jezebel: Check out this advertisement depicting a South Asian couple, who are very fair skinned (just an observation), and the woman&#8217;s ennui of suffering through the idea that her vagina is just too brown. But don&#8217;t fret! There&#8217;s a new product out there that allows you to whiten your hoochie-coo. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Sepia Mutiny: The Shrinking Blog Sandbox</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/rip-sepia-mutiny-the-shrinking-blog-sandbox/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/rip-sepia-mutiny-the-shrinking-blog-sandbox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 07:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d always know when Sepia Mutiny posted a link to a blog on YOMYOMF because we’d see a significant spike in our traffic. And they were kind enough to link to us on a number of occasions. So for that reason and many others, I was sad to see this announcement last week: After much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Racists are Upset with the ‘Hunger Games’ Casting</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-racists-are-upset-with-the-hunger-games-casting/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-racists-are-upset-with-the-hunger-games-casting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[racist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racist casting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rue]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on its weekend box office take, looks like I may be the only person who has yet to see Battle Royale Hunger Games or read any of the books so I can’t comment on the “authenticity” of the casting. But others don’t seem to have that problem as you can see (WARNING: minor spoilers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeremy Lin Goes All Ninja on Yo’ Ass</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/jeremy-lin-goes-all-ninja-on-yo-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/jeremy-lin-goes-all-ninja-on-yo-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[action figure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian F]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Lin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this over at our friend Angry Asian Man’s blog. It’s the new Jeremy Lin action figure: And yup, it has the whole GI Joe “Storm Shadow” motif going for it because…well, who doesn’t automatically think ninja when they think of Jeremy Lin? The Taiwanese flag things is a nice touch too, but where’s the [...]]]></description>
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