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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Rifestyle</title>
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		<title>To Prieenaize or To Do To Someone What Prince Did To Sheena Easton</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 01:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morning Train]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preenaize]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sheena Easton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slut makeover]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[“You preenaized me,” my friend Joey said in his most accusatory tone. “What’cha talkin’ ‘bout, Joey?” I replied. “You did to me what Prince did to Sheena Easton—you preenaized me!” For those too young un-hip to figure it out, “preenaize” is 1 part Prince (“pr”), 1 part Sheena (“eena”) and 1 part ize (“ize”). The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is why I love THE WEST WING</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 21:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[POTUS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[president bartlett]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With President Obama&#8217;s public statement of supporting same sex marriage (he is the first standing President to do so) causing a media fire storm and perhaps, defining this already divisive election campaign season, it just gives me pure, geeky pleasure that perhaps the Washington I loved in shows like The West Wing is happening in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Monkey Man Holds World Record for Running on All Fours</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 06:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness book]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japanese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kenichi Ito]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monkey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[on all fours]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is 29-year-old Kenichi Ito: He has just earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the fastest man on four legs. To achieve this title, Ito has spent the better part of the last decade walking and running on all fours like a monkey, hence the nickname his friends gave him—monkey. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; X Rated Family (car) Fun</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-x-rated-family-car-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-x-rated-family-car-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 21:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bmw m3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electric car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elon Musk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Honda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honda odyssey minivan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mercedes amg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Model S]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nürburgring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Porsche 911]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reservation Sequence Number]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roadster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sung Kang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tesla Motors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[who killed the electric car?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I finally did it.  I got myself a sports car.  After several decades of pining, lusting, and suffering, I finally mustered up the mojo to satisfy my man itch. Sort of. OK, I actually didn&#8217;t get a sports car.  I put a deposit on one. And come to think of it, the thing&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Secret About Asians Finally Revealed: We Can Read Minds!!!!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-big-secret-about-asians-finally-revealed-we-can-read-minds/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-big-secret-about-asians-finally-revealed-we-can-read-minds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vanessa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the celebrity gossip site Just Jared posted a short piece this afternoon with photos of actor Zachary Quinto (Star Trek) running errands with his pooch. An otherwise seemingly dull standard piece of celebrity fluff, but something about this story prompted a reader named Vanessa to post some lengthy rambling remarks in the comments section that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #22: A Hotel for Sheep</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-japan-is-awesome-22-a-hotel-for-sheep/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-japan-is-awesome-22-a-hotel-for-sheep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hotel Sheep Guest House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japanese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sheep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sheep hotel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can now check into Japanese’s newest five-star luxury hotel, or rather, your sheep can. Yes, the Hotel Sheep Guest House is a new 30-room hotel just for sheep. I can only assume that a number of Japanese keep sheep as pets, otherwise, well, Japan may be an even odder place than I original thought. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, White People, You Can “Like” Our Blog</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yes-white-people-you-can-like-our-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yes-white-people-you-can-like-our-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 06:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=88395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was talking to a white dude the other day and he told me he dug YOMYOMF. Which was cool. But then he stopped and started to backtrack. “It’s OK that I like the blog, right?” He asked. “Of course, why wouldn’t it be?” “You know…because I’m not Asian.” My first thought was that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; Baby Barfing Blues</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[90210]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asian lumberjack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beef bowl]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beverly hills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honda odyssey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to be a dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to clean up baby vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McDonald's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minivan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I dropped the F-Bomb at least 50 times in fifteen seconds.  At full volume.  Right in the middle of Beverly Hills and right in the middle of the Beverly Hills sign. Actually, I was slightly behind the Beverly Hills sign, parked, with all the doors of my minivan wide open and whacking my ride to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Perfect Tool for Chinese Pickpockets? Chopsticks!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-perfect-tool-for-chinese-pickpockets-chopsticks/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-perfect-tool-for-chinese-pickpockets-chopsticks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 07:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chopsticks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pickpocket]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As the following video shows, eating your food is just one of the many functions of the chopstick. And apparently, the proper response to seeing pickpockets stealing from people using their chopsticks is not to call the police, but to videotape them and provide running commentary: (via Boing Boing)]]></description>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; a Parental Kobayashi Maru</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Captain Kirk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daddy&#8217;s log, zero three, zero one, two zero one two. My 15 month old sleeps.  In the bathroom.  It&#8217;s the only place I can stick her that enables me to proceed with daily, adult activities without having to tip toe around everywhere.  1,144 square feet of living space makes you do strange things like this. [...]]]></description>
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