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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Rifestyle</title>
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		<title>homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buying a house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to be a dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[needs vs. wants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[private schools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public schools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suburbia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>when a cute girl steals your bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[body ache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My body aches.  All the time.  My neck, my back, my rump &#8211; all sore and creeky 24/7, even after many, vigorous massage sessions via the bony hands of a cute Korean girl (my wife). For over 3 years it&#8217;s been like this (which, ironically, is in parallel to my current tour of duty as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Romantic or Creepy? Thai Man Marries His Dead Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/romantic-or-creepy-thai-man-marries-his-dead-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/romantic-or-creepy-thai-man-marries-his-dead-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romantic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this news report earlier today and was curious as to what our readers thought: A Thai man named Chadil Deffy (apparently also known as Deff Yingyuen) lost his girlfriend of 10 years in a car accident on January 3. The couple had plans to get married at the time of the woman’s death. On [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m an Alien, and That&#8217;s OK (Adventures in Korea)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/im-an-alien-and-thats-ok-adventures-in-korea/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/im-an-alien-and-thats-ok-adventures-in-korea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest Offender</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guest Offender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apurika]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kurlykolly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[So Ji Sub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soju]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teacher]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[KURLYKOLLY A native New Yorker, Colleen, aka Kurlykolly is a loyal reader of YOMYOMF. She is also a fan of future Oscar winner, Sung Kang. Last year, she attended the LA Asian Pacific Film Festival with YOMYOMF, which was the highlight of her entire life (Colleen was one of the winners of our twitter contest). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even the Animals are Mourning Kim Jong Il’s Death</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/even-the-animals-are-mourning-kim-jong-il%e2%80%99s-death/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/even-the-animals-are-mourning-kim-jong-il%e2%80%99s-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all saw the images of ordinary North Koreans mourning the loss of Kim Jong Il last month. But it turns out North Korea’s humans aren’t the only ones who were terribly saddened by Lil Kim’s death. According to reports out of the country, even the nation’s animals have been observed grieving their Dear Leader. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fast Food Receipts: Lady Chinky Eyes, Ching and Chong &amp; Horny Waiters</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/fast-food-receipts-lady-chinky-eyes-ching-and-chong-horny-waiters/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/fast-food-receipts-lady-chinky-eyes-ching-and-chong-horny-waiters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ching chong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horny waiter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lady chinky eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Papa John's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[receipts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=82349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By now, you’ve probably heard about the Asian American woman in New York who ordered a pizza from Papa John’s to find the cashier had identified her as “Lady Chinky Eyes.” This comes on the heels of a cashier at an Irvine Chick-fil-A referring to two Asian customers on their receipts as Ching and Chong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ingenuity of the Thais in the Face of Flooding</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-ingenuity-of-the-thais-in-the-face-of-flooding/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-ingenuity-of-the-thais-in-the-face-of-flooding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flooding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingenuity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thai Flood Hacks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may be biased when I say that when it comes to ingenuity and making the best of a bad situation, no one tops us Asians, and the images on the new Thai Flood Hacks tumblr provides further evidence to support my opinion. The flooding in Thailand continues to be a major problem, but as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOMYOMF After Dark (and breast feeding)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-after-dark-and-breast-feeding/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-after-dark-and-breast-feeding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[818]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jameson whiskey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a new-ish dad (not a Jewish dad), I don&#8217;t get out much socially &#8211; day or night, weekday or weekend.  In the year 2011, I have only been out about 9 times after dark sans the company of my hot-korean-wife-lover-mama and babies.  Such a rare occurrence it is, that being licked by the warm [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>How to get a Korean Boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-get-a-korean-boyfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-get-a-korean-boyfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asian love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Filipina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kpop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my korean boyfriend]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video from two enterprising Filipinas based in Manila, Kringa and Cherish, who love Korean culture, Kpop, and yes, K-boys! Pretty hilarious. And I learned from this video, the AEGYO, which is the antithesis of the HAN. You can follow the adventures of these two Korean loving gals at their blog, My Korean [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hollywood, family &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean wife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life balance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[married with children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one of the girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Gosling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the daddy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're the girl in the relationship]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re the girl in the relationship, Rog.&#8221; What?  Did I hear that right?  Did a girl friend of mine just emasculate me with a quick flick of her tongue? I just stood there for about 6 seconds, face frozen with a half-smile, trying to figure out if what she had just said was a kick [...]]]></description>
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