“You preenaized me,” my friend Joey said in his most accusatory tone.
“What’cha talkin’ ‘bout, Joey?” I replied.
“You did to me what Prince did to Sheena Easton—you preenaized me!”
For those too young un-hip to figure it out, “preenaize” is 1 part Prince (“pr”), 1 part Sheena (“eena”) and 1 part ize (“ize”). The root of this word comes from the fact that before she met Prince, this was Sheena Easton:





Well, I finally did it. 











