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Why Japan is Awesome #336: The Fish Tank Ice Bra with Wind Chime & Mint Leaf

  • May 15, 2012 12:28 am

Once again, the Japanese have proved their supreme awesomeness by inventing something that we didn’t even know we needed. In this case, it’s the perfect solution for keeping your breasts cool on those hot summer days. It’s Triumph Japan’s Super Cool Bra:

This “ice” bra that resembles two fish tanks dangling from your chest contains a “frozen gel” that will allow the wearer to enjoy “a cool sensation against her skin.”

Not only that, but the bra also contains a built-in wind chime and mint leaf to aid in the cooling process “by way of its refreshing fragrance and sound.”

Add Your Own Caption: The Volatile Real Estate Market Edition

  • May 11, 2012 9:19 pm

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And the featured caption for this week comes from reader Insik Jun:

Next on "Flip this house" on A&E TV

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Random animals in Taiwan

  • May 11, 2012 6:30 pm

film promotion pinnacle

  • April 27, 2012 3:34 pm

Working on studio films usually require quite a bit of interaction with the marketing department.  It’s never easy but is a huge part of the process.  But whoever came up with this needs a promotion!

Enjoy.  The fun starts at around 1:27

Coffee With Satan: Mr. Evil Potato Head

  • April 27, 2012 12:02 am

My chats with the devil have grown addictive. Worse than TV, the internet, or even fantasy sports (all of which S. claims are his/her inventions). I’ve tried to stop but simply can’t. I just have too many fucking questions, as you can imagine. I put up some of these interviews here last year, but finally, I had to publish an unabridged version for $6.66 (S. insisted on that price).

The conversation you are about to read is not in the current volume. Took place at the Starbucks on Westwood and Olympic last January. As you will see, the art of producing evil is tenuous. Striking where people least expect has been key to the devil’s success…

N: Outside of money, what would you say is a distant second instrument of evil?

S: Potatoes.

N: Potatoes?

S: As an American, what is your greatest probability of death? More than a plane crash, car accident, getting shot?

The Proper Way to Fart On, Rip Off & Eat a Face

  • April 24, 2012 12:01 am

These noodles somewhat resemble the noodles described in the following post.

So I stopped at the Koreatown Galleria Mall earlier this evening to grab a quick bite in the food court. As I was enjoying a bowl of hot noodles (see image above), a young boy—he must have been five or six—came up to me wielding a toy gun and pretended to shoot me. So I did the logical thing in such a situation—I pretended to die.

The boy found this to be highly amusing and then blurted out, “I’m going to rip off your face and eat your face and then fart on your face!”

His ensuing laughter made it clear that the boy found the notion of following through with what he said also highly amusing.

But I found his words to be disturbing. It’s one thing to pretend to shoot someone with a toy gun, but those words—even a boy that young should know better. I knew I had to set him straight.

“Look, kid, what you just said isn’t good,” I spoke in my most authoritative yet calming voice. “I want you to think carefully about your words and why they’re wrong—I’m going to rip off your face and eat your face and then fart on your face.

Add Your Own Caption: Heads Up Edition

  • April 20, 2012 2:35 pm

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And the featured caption for this week comes from reader James Dante (making his second appearance here):

Can you move in close for a head shot?

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Add Your Own Caption: Compute This Edition

  • April 15, 2012 4:41 pm

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And the featured caption for this week comes from reader Chef Wongie:

china knock off fools consumers.

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Even Extra More Funny Asian Signs

  • April 5, 2012 11:25 pm

Yes, I’ve posted my fair share of Engrish signs from Asia before (see here and here for two examples), but there’s always more. Enjoy and have a happy weekend!

yomyomf pick-me-ups: star wars edition

  • April 4, 2012 12:10 am

Depressed by Star Wars prequels?  Wish it could’ve been better?  Do you have 12 minutes?  Here’s the fix.

Add Your Own Caption: Doggy-Style Edition

  • March 31, 2012 5:57 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the featured caption for this week comes from reader James Dante:

I can't quit you.

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yomyomf pick-me-ups: american idol meets cops edition

  • March 30, 2012 8:53 am

Feeling a bit sluggish today?  This should fix it.