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Car Tal…I mean “Car Discussion 3″ w/Sung Kang aka Han from “Fast & Furious”

  • February 2, 2012 8:20 am

What’s up good people of the World?  Happy we can share with you all the 3rd installment of Car Tal…I mean Car Discussion (plus the revamp of Car Talk Car Discussion Episode 2 with my good friend Tyrese). We got some flack from Car Talk so we had to change the title from Car Talk to Car Discussion.  The Car Talk from NPR sent lawyers after us saying Car Talk is the title of their show and legally we can’t call our show Car Talk, because Car Talk has been around longer than our Car Talk.  So we needed to change our Car Talk to another name that doesn’t sound like their show Car Talk.  So we decided to change our show from Car Talk to Car Discussion.  Hopefully now Car Talk will not be upset at our Car Talk, I mean Car Discussion.  It’s all very confusing so hopefully Car Talk 3, I mean Car Discussion will clarify everything.

Car Talk Discussion 2 (w/Special Guest Tyrese):

Car Talk Discussion 3:

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Why Japan is Awesome #401: Japan Erection Guy

  • February 1, 2012 12:01 am

I think the less said about this, the better. Frankly, I wouldn’t know what to say about this anyway. It’s best that you watch and interpret for yourself:

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Add Your Own Caption: Let’s Ham it Up Edition

  • January 28, 2012 1:23 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the featured caption for this week (which is straight and to the point) comes from reader Alden Ray:

Heaven

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

Add Your Own Caption: Breast in Show Edition

  • January 21, 2012 9:30 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the featured caption for this week comes from reader Kim Martin Nye:

definitely implants.

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

So Sorry–Sung Kang’s ‘Car Talk’ Apology

  • January 19, 2012 9:53 am

Got a letter from the attorney of NPR’s show Car Talk saying that we have to take down “Car Talk Car Discussion with Sung Kang aka Han from Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift” because of legal blah blah blah. So we made this video to apologize (along with the censored edited new version of episode 1). As my mother would say, ME SO SORREEE!

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Add Your Own Caption: We’re New to Parenting Edition

  • January 13, 2012 10:09 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the “best” caption of the week comes from reader Alaina L. Lewis:

“Spiderman strikes again"

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

Add Your Own Caption: When You Gotta Go Edition

  • January 7, 2012 7:59 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

We asked Offender Anderson to pick his favorite caption for the first week of 2012 and it comes from reader Garrett Chan:

“Want me off the bus? I will now poop. Out the window."

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

If the world has to end in 2012, please let it be by zombie apocalypse.

  • January 2, 2012 12:00 am

Due in large part to the Mayan calendar, a vast number of people believe that 2012 will bring about the end of the world, but exactly how this Earthly conclusion may go down is not detailed. There are many possible scenarios: meteors, war, earthquake, floods.

But honestly all of those are bit too serious and more than a little depressing. If the world’s gotta end this year, all I ask is that we go out with a bang, followed by a long, dull, collective groan.

Yes, I’m crossing my fingers for a zombie apocalypse.  Read more...

Add Your Own Caption: Once More with Feeling Edition

  • December 31, 2011 12:02 am

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the “best” caption for this final week of 2011 comes from reader Aaron Shizuo Aoki:

“Socket to me!"

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

A year’s worth of shout-outs – 2011.

  • December 31, 2011 12:00 am

Jesus H. Christ – 2011 is nearly over. 365 days gone, just like that. The road behind me is stretching longer and longer and often I wonder what will happen next, what people will enter my life and whose lives I will enter. Maybe I’ll enter a few women too – haha, intercourse.

But switching gears for a second, I’d now like to take this time to seriously and genuinely contemplate those that have walked into my life over the past year – however brief or long they might have stayed. Some may still, in fact, be in my life as I write this, to which I can only ask, “What the hell are you thinking?”

Let me not waste any more of your precious 2011 seconds:  Read more...

One Man’s Mental Process When Eating at an Expensive Restaurant.

  • December 26, 2011 12:00 am

Come on, come on. Please, please, please. Really? Let me drive around one more time. Hey – a free meter! ‘Valet parking only daily’?

I’m too fucking hungry for this shit – guess I’ll just pay for valet. Hope they don’t steal my change. Might be paying them with that later.

Probably shouldn’t have worn jeans. I saw the way the hostess looked when she checked my name. She gave me the once-over. A quick one, but a once-over all the same. Is it so hard to believe I can afford eating he — oh my god, is that a live octopus on a plate?  Read more...

Add Your Own Caption: The True Meaning of Christmas Edition

  • December 24, 2011 1:39 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the “best” caption for this week comes from reader Masa Matsuura:

Santa: Thank God for ATMs. Jesus: You're welcome.

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”, write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

Dictator Fashion Revisited

  • December 20, 2011 3:51 pm

Last year, I had blogged about dictator fashion after it was declared in the Rodong Sinmun Communist Party newspaper that Kim Jong Il’s suits had become a “global fashion phenomenon.“

Unfortunately 2011 was a bad year for all those following the autocrat runway.  We lost two out of three of our despot trendsetters.  And even Fidel Castro has stepped out of the limelight into retirement.

Kim Jong Il’s successor, Kim Jong Un, clearly is not ready to take over the legacy of fashion icon that his father left behind.  The navy blue drubs that Kim Jong Un has chosen to sport simply blend in with his fellow statesmen.

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North Koreans Mourn the ‘Death’ of Jon Bon Jovi

  • December 20, 2011 1:50 pm

Following on the heels of the death of Kim Jong-Il came news that rock star Jon Bon Jovi had passed away as well. But it turns out the latter story wasn’t true at all with the New Jersey rocker alive and well. However, it seems that the people of North Korea didn’t get the latest update and their love for the “departed” Bon Jovi may rival that of their love for their dearly departed leader if this video (courtesy of reader Elson) is any indication:

Coffee With Satan: A Celebration of Misogyny

  • December 20, 2011 12:01 am

I wish I could tell you Satan was a guy in red, with a thin mustache and a pitchfork. He or she is neither. But I am not allowed to disclose the Prince or Princess of Darkness’ identity, as I have coffee with him or her. Notice how I did that twice, placed the masculine before the feminine? What is the real reason behind that? Today’s topic is Misogyny. Just in case you have vision of a man in your mind, I just want to remind you that S. could very well not be one.

S: Aaaaahhh, misogyny. The world revolves around it.

N: So, how did you… invent it or whatever?

S: The Greek God myths ruled the world at one point and there were all these great role models for chicks, in fact for everyone. We knew those had to be eliminated and we had to focus on one guy. One white guy.

N: Even though he wasn’t white?

S: Right. Even better. We had to make one guy white and make everyone worship that guy – and make everyone else a second class citizen.

N: Are women weaker than men?  Read more...

YOMYOMF Exclusive: Kim Jong-Il’s Last Words

  • December 19, 2011 10:59 am

Specific details about the circumstances around Kim Jong-Il’s death are still sketchy at best. However, in another YOMYOMF exclusive, we have learned from a source who was at the North Korean dictator’s deathbed that Dear Leader did have some last words to share with the world. And for the first time anywhere, here they are:

1) I knew I shouldn’t have hired Conrad Murray as my personal physician.

2) Anyone else find it funny I’m dying at age 69? 69?!!! Hilarious! You can’t make this shit up.

3) I feel bad for all the chubby Asian American comedians who will now be out of work.

4) You must not reveal to the world that our entire nuclear program is actually modeled after Mr. Burns’ power plant from The Simpsons.  Read more...

15 Things Non-Asian Women Should Never Say to an Asian Guy while Having Sex with Him

  • December 18, 2011 11:03 pm

Everyone with half a brain knows that Asian guys are the most virile, masculine and sexually-desirable men on the planet. Yet, for some reason, there still exists this stereotype of Asian males as wimpy, emasculated and asexual. And worse still, there are Asian guys who’ve bought into this stereotype and feel insecure when it comes to the opposite sex, especially non-Asian women.

So with that in mind, if you’re a non-Asian chick and you hook up with a brotha at that holiday party or in the fitting room of your local Forever 21, here are 15 things you probably shouldn’t say while the two of you are gettin’ it on:

1) Kim Jong-Il used to make that same squinty-eyed face when I’d go down on him too. *Sigh* I miss him.

2) Just a heads up—I’m really mad at my racist father and to get back at him I told him we’re having sex so he should be bursting into the room any second now with a shotgun.

3) Why yes, that is a “Property of the Aryan Nation” tattoo on my vagina.

4) If I swallow, will you do my trigonometry homework for me?

5) My bad! I thought being violated by octopus tentacles during sex was normal in your culture.  Read more...

V-necks do not look feminine!

  • December 17, 2011 3:54 pm

Funny where life takes you. One day, you see someone nearly everyday – the next, they vanish from your life for (almost) good.

This was the case with a classmate of mine from elementary school – naturally, because I am a cold robot of a human being whose interpersonal connections are fleeting at best.

Anyway, I ran into him some time ago after a long period of not seeing him and we agreed to have lunch. Little did I know this lunch would make an impression on me that I haven’t been able to shake since.  Read more...

Add Your Own Caption: Yo-Yo Ma & Wombat Edition

  • December 17, 2011 12:58 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and our new Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature some of the captions here.

And the “best” caption for this week comes from reader Jenny Slater-Herrera:

Damn, how much did I drink? I woke up next to a human!

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”: write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.  Read more...

All your problems will pass.

  • December 12, 2011 12:00 am

You might be sweating something out right now, worrying, paining, stressing. Right now, you could be crying, with knots inside you tied too tight.

I don’t know what it is. Hell – maybe even you don’t know. But what I do know is that whatever it is that’s weighing you down now won’t be doing that forever.

Your problems will pass.  Read more...