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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Funkynomics</title>
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		<title>Economic Win-Win Proposal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piracy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this season of economic plans and proposals, I have one of my own that I think would be a win-win for the countries of both the United States and China. Want to hear it? Here it goes. First, the facts (or, at least, estimated facts). Number one: according to reports, the U.S. debt to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the Business&#8230;of Business</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As this NBA lockout drags on (when will it ever end?!), a ridiculous number of comments/posts/articles remind me of a misuse of terminology I see continually perpetuated in conversations revolving around both the business of basketball as well as the business of film. It&#8217;s a misuse or misunderstanding of common business-related terms, something most business [...]]]></description>
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		<title>99%</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest Offender</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[occupy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOMINIC Dominic Mah is a writer, editor, director, and ex-professional gambler. He is also @dommah and @thorhulkcritic (for nerdcore reviews of film and pop culture) on Twitter. Mispronounced in the right way, his name is a strong Vietnamese curse word.  Lately, I&#8217;ve been so moved by the events in New York and the #Occupywallst movement. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Hot Dog Man&#8230; I want this!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 03:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[informercial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lame products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orange chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ron popeil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shake weight]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[your kid is going to get his ass kicked in school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why are people in informercials, even made today, all look like they&#8217;re characters from Saved By the Bell? Ever found your food so booorrring to eat? Well, wait no more, because now you can transform your boring weiner into the fabulous, but not phallic, HOT DOG MAN! As one tow head, bright-eyed kid says in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Mistresses Not Taking It Lying Down Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 08:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[concubine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mistress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mistress Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Chinese have always had a contradictory attitude about the existence of mistresses, particularly when it comes to rich and/or powerful married men who have “secret” lovers on the side. On one hand, it’s a tradition that goes back to the days of the concubines, but it’s also a societal taboo that’s considered scandalous (hence, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thai Girl + Foreign Man = Ruv</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 10:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ny times article]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tony jaa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a small province in northeastern Thailand called Udon Thani.  It&#8217;s the kind of place where John Rambo would retire.  There, about 11,000 foreign men have descended, taken a Thai lady for a wife, and made that area their new home.  I learned about this from a NY Times article via Angry Asian Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Following Hope</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[immigration]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[saigon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shanghai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[starbucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[united states]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[40ish some years ago, many of our parents immigrated from Asia to the United States for a shot at a better life and greater opportunities for themselves and their kids.  I think about my mom and dad and how scary it must have been to pack up what little belongings they had and move away [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How really Man are Mongolian Men?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-really-man-are-mongolian-men/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-really-man-are-mongolian-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beta male]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Genghis Khan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ub city]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if the contemporary, Mongolian male is qualified to teach an Asian American male how to be more manly (or vice versa).  I&#8217;ll explain why in a second.  This is in response to our most recent Guest Offender blog by Anne Ishii about Mangolia (which btw, I thought was very well written and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>my first one cent paycheck</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/24889/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 14:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Hasselhoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edvard Munch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[johnny drama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maeve's Residuals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one cent residual paycheck]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[penny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[residual pay]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the scream]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it finally happened.  I just got my first residual paycheck for $0.01.  Yes, you read that correctly.  One cent, one penny, 1/100th of a U.S. dollar.  In the past, I had always heard stories on the mean streets of Hollywood about actors getting the infamous once cent residual paycheck in the mail.  However, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taxes</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/taxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[irs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social security number]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxes]]></category>

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