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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Orange Chicken</title>
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		<title>Chopsticks + Fork = the Chork</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the spork has become a staple of picnics and white trash trailer banquets, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that now comes…the Chork: It’s a combination fork and chopsticks and…well, just see how awesome it is for yourself: And if that’s not enough to convince you that what you need in life is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escolar: the Pablo Escobar of fish</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/escolar-the-pablo-escobar-of-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever have Butterfish? Well, if you&#8217;re a sushi connoisseur, you most likely have.  It&#8217;s a firm whitefish that is succulent and incredibly rich in flavor.  To eat one, properly sushi-prepared, is a guaranteed, oral orgasm.  Well, at least it was for me the first time I had it &#8211; lightly seared with a dollop of apricot puree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sincerity: It&#8217;s Back!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/sincerity-its-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Promise me you will boycott the men’s lifestyle blog “Guyism.”  The reason you will do this is because they described 85 year old food critic Marilyn Hagerty’s column on the new Olive Garden that opened in Grand Forks, North Dakota as&#8230; &#8230;“unwittingly hilarious.” Shame on them. There&#8217;s a reason Ms. Hagerty&#8217;s review has gone viral, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #1,005: Happy Kitchen Candy Hamburgers</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-japan-is-awesome-1005-happy-kitchen-candy-hamburgers/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-japan-is-awesome-1005-happy-kitchen-candy-hamburgers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 23:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever eaten your typical fast food meal of hamburger, fries and soda and wished that your food could magically transform into candy yet still retain the taste of the original meal? Well, the Japanese are already on it with the Happy Kitchen Candy Hamburger set. That’s right, it’s candy hamburgers, fries and soda [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Chicken has Four Legs</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/chinese-chicken-has-four-legs/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/chinese-chicken-has-four-legs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, they really do have everything in China. Exhibit A—a chicken with four legs: A woman in the Chinese city of Changsha discovered the mutated chicken after she brought it home from the supermarket. The woman was understandably freaked out and said she would throw the chicken out. However, a professor from Central South University [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would You Like a Bourbon Shake or Hot Brunette with that Double Double?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/would-you-like-a-bourbon-shake-or-hot-brunette-with-that-double-double/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/would-you-like-a-bourbon-shake-or-hot-brunette-with-that-double-double/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jonathan Wong]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I would – not all counterfeiting ideas are bad – but there’s a little twist here. Caliburger, the Chinese &#8220;In-N-Out&#8221; knock off, wasn’t started by the Chinese – its founders are Americans with offices in not-so-exotic Diamond Bar, California (ie, they’re entirely sue-able!).  And how do we know this?  Because 28 year old Jonathan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES: My History with Movie Concession Stands.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-my-history-with-movie-concession-stands/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-my-history-with-movie-concession-stands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 08:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=85245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Going to the movies always involves a deep inner struggle with myself and it&#8217;s almost never about choosing the actual movie to watch. When the doorman tears my ticket and directs me to my auditorium, one thing without fail stands between me and me fifteen pounds heavier. That, my friends, is the concession stand. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES thinks Kettle PopCorners are like crack.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-thinks-kettle-popcorners-are-like-crack/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-thinks-kettle-popcorners-are-like-crack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first time I encountered Kettle-flavored Pop Corners, I was in a gas station in Los Angeles, paying for a half-tank. On a shelf over by the counter sat a pyramidal pile of snacks, one with markings unfamiliar. They were no Ruffles, no Doritos, no Cheetos I&#8217;d ever run into. They were, as the package [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Amazingly Manly Chinese Mashed Potato Burger</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-amazingly-manly-chinese-mashed-potato-burger/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-amazingly-manly-chinese-mashed-potato-burger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84501</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve already made the irrefutable argument that fast food in Asia is a gazillion times more awesome than the fast food here in the U.S. Here’s further proof of this—behold, McDonald’s Mashed Potato Burger (available only in China): It’s a double patty burger with the usual fixings plus bacon and mashed potatoes. This is part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES has had some spicy adventures.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-and-the-argument-for-spicy-foods/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-and-the-argument-for-spicy-foods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a child, I was coddled, shielded from anything and everything that could bring me even the slightest measure of discomfort. That meant learning to ride a bike; roughhousing at school; and sports in general. There was even an embargo on spicy foods. So really it must have been a delayed reaction to the latter [...]]]></description>
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