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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Features</title>
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		<title>RUSH HOUR Gone Tragic: Porn&#8217;s &#8220;Jackie Chan&#8221; Murdered By Porn&#8217;s &#8220;Chris Tucker&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/rush-hour-gone-tragic-porns-jackie-chan-murdered-by-porns-chris-tucker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[adult film actors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[organized crime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Steven Driver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Dong]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a still-developing story that&#8217;s as bizarre as it is tragic, struggling adult film actor Stephen Clancy Hill (aka Steven Driver) allegedly utilized a prop Samurai sword and promptly went on a berserk tirade at the Van Nuys, CA offices of porn video distributors Ultima DVD, where he also apparently lived. Hill attacked a co-worker, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Catch A Predator: The Game Show Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 00:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fergie Oliver]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lips]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now, to all our YOMYOMF viewers playing along at home, in the 7os and 80s, he was a fixture on Canuck television both as the voice of the Toronto Blue Jays and as host of popular game show, &#8220;Just Like Mom.&#8221; He&#8217;s also a major perrrrr-vert! Heeeere&#8217;s your host, Fer-gie Oliver! Whoa, Canada! There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whitney? It&#8217;s Taiwanese Pat! And He Will Always Love You. Will You Always Love Him?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/its-whitney-errr-its-taiwanese-pat-how-will-we-know/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/its-whitney-errr-its-taiwanese-pat-how-will-we-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britain's Got Talent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Will Always Love You.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lu Yu Chun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Star Avenue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Susan Boyle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks who follow this kind of thing know all too well that the attempted comeback resurrection of yester-star Whitney Houston has apparently been derailed again via a recent alleged relapse while on tour.  Allergies are offered up as the latest excuse but regardless,  it&#8217;s sad to see such a major talent stumble and slur its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kids Are Alright</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-kids-are-alright-2/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-kids-are-alright-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arnel Pineda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bedroom studio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DIY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[indie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jen Chung]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melissa Polinar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the music industry&#8217;s woes and general malaise &#8212; more than a bit of it, self-induced by decades of its own overstuffed arrogance and failure to genuinely diversify &#8212; continue, the outsider, anti-corporate spirit of DIY, not only lives on but, thrives in the form of some self-described musicians and singers, a good number of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dispatch from Taipei: Heading Back to the Motherland</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/dispatch-from-taipei-heading-back-to-the-motherland/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/dispatch-from-taipei-heading-back-to-the-motherland/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arvin chen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian American]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[au revoir taipei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[filmmaking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hybrid]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met Bay Area born and raised filmmaker Arvin Chen at the Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Festival a couple of years ago, where he was presenting his short film MEI, which he shot entirely in Taipei. The film had won the Silver Bear Award at the Berlinale a few months prior. MEI Synopsis: The story of a shy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry, No Disc Count For You</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-decline-of-the-personal-disc-count/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-decline-of-the-personal-disc-count/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Back In The Dayz]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Amoeba]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[collectors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crate Diggin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[digital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DVD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Serrato]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tower Records]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virgin Megastore Closed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A little over four months ago in mid June, I along with tens of thousands of hapless like-mindeds &#8212; inconsolable and defeated &#8212; mourned like the covert Scottish patriots at William Wallace&#8217;s public execution in BRAVEHEART as the last two American Virgins were sacrificed in New York and Hollywood. More specifically, the last two Virgin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game, Set, Chant: Wardancing With The Stars</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/game-set-dance-wardancing-with-the-stars/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/game-set-dance-wardancing-with-the-stars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cibi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[culture and sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Haka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Micronesian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Polynesian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rugby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sipi Tau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sivi Tau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Timatanga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tradition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[violent]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consider the sport of rugby &#8212; imagine football but, sans padding and helmet &#8212; a game I discovered, fell in love with and played throughout college and well into my young professional life before various joints started to take longer to heal.  It&#8217;s been described as a barbarian&#8217;s sport played by gentlemen, owing to its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Scariest Movie Villains</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/5-scariest-movie-villains/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/5-scariest-movie-villains/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Don Logan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Headless Horseman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ichi The Killer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poltergeist]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apart from a near-instant compulsion and excuse to candy-hoard (that one never goes away), Halloween &#8212; one of my favorite times of the year &#8212; for me, has always been about getting scared. More specifically, getting my fright on from a good, spine-chiller. As this favored time approaches, I fixed myself a nice cup of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Water, My Friend . . . And Kick Some Ass</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/be-water-my-friend-and-kick-some-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/be-water-my-friend-and-kick-some-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian World Champions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bruce lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Filipino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japanese Brazilian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lyoto Machida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manny Pacquiao]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere, Bruce Lee must be smiling the smile of justified contentment. Thirty-six years after his untimely, shocking and still-mysterious passing, the martial arts, action film and ethnic minority icon who famously smashed widely-held notions of Asian male masculinity and perception, still inspires unyielding devotion from fans and derision from some revisionist academics and critics. Yet, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awesome Things I’ve Recently Put In My Mouth</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/awesome-things-i%e2%80%99ve-recently-put-in-my-mouth/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/awesome-things-i%e2%80%99ve-recently-put-in-my-mouth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[burger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orgasm in my mouth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[round table]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saketini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[starry kitchen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My fellow Offender Elaine is vacationing off in some remote corner of the world where the internet is still just science-fiction so I will be asking today&#8217;s “Around the horn” question of the day on her behalf. Since Elaine is one of our resident foodies (see here and here for proof), I thought I’d honor [...]]]></description>
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