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Around The Horn – Unfulfilled OBSESSIONS

  • February 27, 2012 10:33 am

Do you have an unfulfilled obsession?

I’m curious because usually if you have an obsession (ie. passion, strong interest, mania, addiction, infatuation, fetish, etc.), you’re usually doing it, living it, and/or being it 110%, 24/7.

I’m not sure if it’s rare or common, but I’m curious how many of you have an unfulfilled obsession – something that you just love terribly and think about all the time but have not allowed yourself to fully experience or express.

So what’s your unfulfilled obsession (if you even have one)?  I’m not talking fantasy, btw.  I’m talking about something real and of this earth.  Something that you absolutely love, but for some reason, have intentionally or unintentionally postponed.

I’ll tell you mine – sports cars.

me likes long time

Around the Horn: Dream Movies Edition

  • February 20, 2012 4:52 pm

Most of my fellow Offenders work in the film biz (or at least are very interested in film). I’m always curious about those works that have influenced my peers, but in this case, instead of asking the Offenders what your favorite movie is, I’d like to ask what “pre-existing” movie you wish you could’ve made so…What movie do you wish you had directed, written, produced or acted in?

This isn’t necessarily the same as choosing your favorite movie because what might be your favorite might not necessarily be the film you wish you had made or been a part of.

To illustrate—since I’m mainly a writer, if I had to choose one movie I wish I had written it would be the 1981 historical epic Reds (directed by Warren Beatty and written by Beatty & Trevor Griffiths—with uncredited script work by Elaine May and others). I love Reds, but it’s definitely not my favorite movie nor is it even my favorite Warren Beatty movie (that would be Shampoo).

Around the Horn: special fantasy basketball JLin17 vs. Kobe edition

  • February 10, 2012 9:37 pm

I’ve been getting a lot of requests since the Bill Simmons article to share more about what we do in our fantasy league.  Besides intense daily player movements and watching Sal “the machine” chase after us like the Terminator, we usually do a lot of trashing talking on our message board. Today, however, we stopped hatin’ on each other to unify and stand against the one self proclaimed Black Mamba– Kobe Bryant. Sure he’s an easy target, but anyone who gives themselves a nickname should never go unscathed. Plus, is this how a superstar should act?  You judge for yourself. It all started with a little note from Lou in the morning.

LOU: Hello fantasy basketball family,
Thought I’d start off your mornings with this one. Haha

This clip confirms my love/hate relationship with Kobe. Haha

Around the Horn: Room for Improvement

  • January 31, 2012 1:55 pm

“Room for improvement” was one of these popular comments I got from teachers when I was going to school in Hong Kong. On some subjects, I worked my ass off and did better than half the class and I would still get the comment “room for improvement.” Personally, I never quite enjoy hearing a comment with the word “improvement” because it reminds me of how difficult and competitive it was going to school in Hong Kong.

What does “improvement” mean for you? And if there’s one thing you can improve this Year of the Dragon in your life, what would it be?

Around the Horn: What Songs Make You Nostalgic?

  • January 16, 2012 4:19 pm

I’ve touched on this before, but one post cannot contain my wonder at and fascination with the way our senses can bring us back to moments in our lives we’ve long lost.

How the touch of an old plush bear can take us to childhood; how the sight of a decrepit building transports us to a time when it was so full of life; and, more to the point, how the opening notes of a pop song can remind us of someone we knew in our youth – their ability to draw us into reveries cannot be overstated in mere words.

Time travel? I don’t need a machine. I just need a playlist of some simple songs and I’m five again, eleven again, eighteen again.

Around the Horn: Will Internet Commenters End the World?

  • January 9, 2012 4:40 pm

Justin Halpern, who started a twitter feed, a book and a now defunct TV show called “Shit My Dad Says,” posted a great conversation with his dad about why Internet Commenters will eventually end the world. I won’t post the entire article, which you can read on Funny or Die , but here are excerpts:

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“Hey, Dad,” I said, answering the phone.

“I just read on the internet that you’re a talentless piece of shit,” he said.

“What?”

. . . .

”Doesn’t it bother you that people can go on the internet and call you a talentless piece of shit, and never have to say it to your face?,” he continued.

Around the Horn: Death

  • January 3, 2012 6:54 am

What do you think of death?

I’d like to believe in heaven or something similar, but I currently don’t. Right now I assume that when you die, you experience nothingness.

What are your beliefs about the afterlife?  How does the approach of death, or the idea of it, affect you?

Around the Horn: It’s The Thought That Counts

  • December 26, 2011 8:54 pm

There's something for everyone

Buying gifts during the holidays tends to be a double-edged sword for me.  It’s actually quite fun and novel for me to find things for people I don’t normally buy gifts for –  friends, colleagues, and those who have hard jobs helping people like me out (eg: the staff at my doctor’s office who normally get chewed out by fussy Santa Monica housewives).  I like to figure out what they need, what they wouldn’t buy for themselves but would enjoy, etc.

Around the Horn: Puberty and Other Signs of Aging

  • December 19, 2011 9:33 am

I’ve been thinking lately about growing older. I suppose I’m the right age for that, having turned 54 this year. Though actually, I had my first midlife crisis back when I was 27, so this aging thing has been a periodic preoccupation for me. Like they say, getting older certainly beats the alternative. And currently, I find myself wanting to do new things: like I acted, playing a character for the first time, in Offender Quentin’s upcoming feature WHITE FROG. Also, I’ve learned that I enjoy cooking for my family (for some really easy, yet really tasty, recipes, I recommend Ming Tsai’s book SIMPLY MING). Moreover, I’ve started rediscovering some earlier interests. Back in college and during my 20’s, I was a jazz and electric violinist. I’d let my music go over the decades, but recently, I picked my instrument up again and started playing some gigs. So, as midlife crises go, this one’s been pretty enjoyable and constructive.

DDH at age 17.

One compensation of getting older if you’re Asian American, is that people tend to think you’re younger than you actually are. Sometimes when friends point this out, I reply that looking younger now makes up for having spent my early-20’s looking like a 15 year-old, which was no fun at all. A middle-aged Asian guy once shared with me his theory about this: he believed that Asian males develop physically more slowly than our non-Asian counterparts. It seemed like a wacky idea at the time, but over the years, the notion has sorta stuck in my head. I mean, I do think I hit puberty later than most of my friends, and it didn’t finish for me til I was like 22. Whereas in general, we tend think of puberty happening, what, like between 12 and 18-19, right?

I figure the Offenders are as good a group as any to poll on this issue. Is it possible that Asians, as a very broad generalization, are physical “late bloomers,” which then ends up being advantageous in middle age? (This guy’s theory concerned men, but let’s include
women too.) Or is the whole notion ridiculous and my own experience was just a personal thing?

And here’s a bonus question: in my mind, I think I’m still 35. How old are you in your own mind?

Around the Horn: Teachers You Respect

  • December 12, 2011 10:47 pm

IN THE DAY:

I was never studious in my youth.

I never knew how to motivate myself to do my homework.

I hated to be in school.

But I do know this… in my senior year, on the brink of not graduating my advanced English class, which I was mistakenly placed in… my teacher got me through my final paper and passed me with a ”B”.

Only in my fleeting moment of hope with “Mrs. Wong”, that I find that teachers do make a difference in ones life… especially me.

PRESENT DAY:

My wife is a teacher and I respect her profession dearly.  She works hard after school to correct homework and makes lesson plans for the next day.  She’s been teaching Biology for over a decade and receives an o.k. salary.

Around the Horn: Who wants an orgasm?!

  • December 5, 2011 2:30 pm

Pleasure, whichever way you find it.

I was having drinks with a great girlfriend “Gina”, discussing our various men in our lives and sex in general. (Yup, just another day at the office.) She’s 30-something, beautiful, witty, smart, talented, and in general, one of those girls who’s got it all.

Then Gina dropped the bomb on me: she’s never had an orgasm.

"Beige, yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Okay, that sounds a bit black and white, and I am sensationalizing it. She’s had an orgasm, sure… once or twice with an old boyfriend FROM LONG AGO… but not with her current beau. And she wondered openly, “Do you think that’s a reason why guys break up with me?”

Around the Horn: Should I Occupy?

  • November 28, 2011 1:20 pm
I was asked the other week to join the Occupy Veterans protest down on Wilshire blvd in Westwood. The cause they were fighting for were concerns such as homelessness and unemployment within the Veterans community. Slightly different than the normal Occupy Wall Street concerns but still the same. The notice also said to be prepared to camp for more than a week’s time and to be arrested. I guess being arrested would solve the homelessness problem but that’s beside the point. But because I’m a veteran, was I suppose to oblige and bring my tent? Are people in general suppose to band together and join the demonstrations too? With the start of Occupy Wall Street back in September as a peaceful demonstration to what happened now at UC Davis with the police pepper spraying students for no reason, are all these protests and demonstrations truly doing anything? Or are we witnessing the start of something?

An expert (my stoner friend) was explaining to me his theory about the pendulum swing. He explains the last time we’ve had these kinds of demonstrations and people expressing the unfairness was back in the 60’s. And back then, the protests became so big and effective enough, there was change and progress. But it was only a quick fix to alleviate the chaos and over time things swung back to be more conservative and then finally more authoritarian. So are these demonstrations starting with Occupy Wall Street powerful enough to be effective? I haven’t heard Obama or anyone from the government acknowledge any of these movements. Do people like you and me even feel like its worth taking part of any demonstrations especially since the law enforcement are more likely to take shooting practice with their rubber bullets and pepper spray? Or should we be out there, arms locked, and fighting against social and economic inequality?