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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; An Open Letter&#8230;</title>
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		<title>How to Survive Lunar New Year if You’re an Asian American Criminal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Asian American Criminal: Let me start off by saying that I don’t condone your criminal lifestyle—the murdering, the thieving, the embezzling, the assaulting and all the other illegal, awful things you do. But I know you are loyal readers of this blog because…well, just look at the shit we write about. And as loyal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Students Forced to Read YOMYOMF in Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear students: It has come to my attention that more and more of you are being “forced” to read and study our blog in school&#8211;mostly in Asian American studies classes. I’ve known this has been happening for a while, but it hit home for me recently when I met a young, fresh-faced college co-ed who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to China on its Crackdown on “Overly Entertaining” TV Programming</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-china-on-its-crackdown-on-%e2%80%9coverly-entertaining%e2%80%9d-tv-programming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 07:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear China: Your government’s State Administration of Radio, Film and Television recently ordered your country’s 34 satellite TV stations to “dramatically” cut back on programs that are “vulgar” or “overly entertaining.” You further said that “Satellite channels are mainly for the broadcast of news propaganda and should expand the proportion of news, economic, cultural, science [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to SNL on Why John Cho &amp; Kal Penn Should Host</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-snl-on-why-john-cho-kal-penn-should-host/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 07:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Saturday Night Live: I know other Asian Americans have criticized you for your continued lack of Asian representation in front of your cameras, but that’s not what I&#8217;m here to do today. It’s true your record in this department has been pretty spotty: though cast members Fred Armisen and Rob Schneider are part Asian, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter To Would-Be Felons Regarding Distinctive Tattoos</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-would-be-felons-regarding-distinctive-tattoos/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-would-be-felons-regarding-distinctive-tattoos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[antonio esquivel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bridain harold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bryan stow]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m just gonna come right out and say it: if you’re going attempt to murder someone, don’t get a tattoo commemorating it. In the town of Antioch, California, in the bay area, a distinctive tattoo led to the arrest last week of 21 year old Antonio Esquivel, who admitted stabbing 19 year old Bridain Harold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Korean American Parents About Naming Their Child</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-korean-american-parents-about-naming-their-child/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-korean-american-parents-about-naming-their-child/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 07:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bin Laden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Goo-lace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grace Kim]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Korean American parent-to-be: A couple of weeks ago, I posted the following message on Facebook/Twitter: Dear Korean soon-to-be parents with the last names of Lee, Kim or Park, do not name your child John or Grace. It&#8217;s getting too damn confusing. And I know I’m not the only one who has this problem. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Lobster.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-lobster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lobster, I think it&#8217;s best that I start plainly: I love you. You are fucking ugly.  But I love you. Just now, as I gaze upon your visage, I am reminded of the Predator. He is an ugly fictional creature whereas you are an ugly real creature.  Coincidence! More than anything, you must understand that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Asian American Graduates of the Class of 2011 Aspiring to be Artists</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-the-asian-american-graduates-of-the-class-of-2011-aspiring-to-be-artists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 07:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Asian American graduate about to pursue a career in the arts: Some of you have already graduated in recent weeks while others of you will do so very shortly, but you all collectively stand on the precipice of the exciting, next phase of your young lives…unemployment and moving back into your parents’ basement. So [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Possums Not Wishing to Become Roadkill</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-possums-not-wishing-to-become-roadkill/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-possums-not-wishing-to-become-roadkill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 07:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Possums: Let’s get something straight—I don’t like you and I’m sure you don’t like me and that’s totally cool. As far as I’m concerned, you are one of God’s most disgusting creations—an overgrown rat with a pouch. Except uglier. But what’s not cool is the death wish you seem to have and how you’re [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Justin Lin</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-justin-lin/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-justin-lin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 20:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Justin, Let me start off by saying that I was able to attend the N.A. premiere of “Fast Five” last night and it was an awesome, action-packed, all-out crazy, fun ride of a movie and you deserve all the success and kudos you get. But I think that we need to start sending out [...]]]></description>
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