I am happy to announce today that, we here at Yomyomf and Wicked Pictures are partnering up to form a new high end adult entertainment division aptly named YomWick.
This five years in the making venture will not only aim to provide the best quality in story telling, performance, and lighting for the mature content enthusiasts, but also use 100% of the profit generated from those projects to fund indie features that will explore subjects and themes neglected by an outdated financing, production and distribution system.
The idea of YomWick started in 2005, when I was shooting Tokyo Drift in downtown LA. As I was walking to set, I noticed a beautiful naked woman having crazy sex in a broken down building across the street. It turned out to be up and coming porn star Stormy Daniels filming a scene for her project. During one of our setups I decided to walk over for a visit. We clicked right away as we exchanged stories about our challenges and desire to balance both art and commerce in our respective industries.
During the premiere of Tokyo Drift, Stormy showed up to support the film and we talked about furthering our initial conversation, resulting in YomWick, which we feel is timely.
Since the government spends more money on military bands than funding for the arts, YomWick would be kneeing those uptight conservatives’ nuts. And if you think we’re all for the N.E.A. and such liberal organizations, you’d be wrong. Anyone that’s ever dealt with them know how incestuous, self serving and well, dare I say… a bunch of pussies they are. And the beauty is they can continue to be a bunch of pussies and the government can take back all the money and give it to Wall Street if they like. We here at YomWick don’t need their support and will seek to back unique voices and passion rather than the politics of bureaucracy. Plus we’d generate so much more money than PBS and NPR with their fundraising that we’d launch our own PBS right next to our 24 hour high end porn channel.
You may think we just giving lip service when talking about high end adult entertainment. Well, it’s not something we take lightly. And as I’ve discovered, we have our own Spielberg, Katzenburg, and Geffen of porn right here in house at Yomyomf (examples here, here, here, here, and here). With this kind of talent and passion together, Stormy and I can’t loose.
I know some people that can get you hooked-up for beaming your premium products to a DTH satellite channel.
DANG…Google is faaaassssst….there’s a hit for YomWick.
You have my full support….for one day (today).
*wink-wink* ;->
I promise to support it buy buying every single one of the videos produced under the Yomwick banner and fapping till it falls off. I don’t see how the second part of that pledge will help you, but I am THAT committed.
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