Caught these ads over at Gawker for the China Times, a Chinese restaurant in Dubai:

“Brings out the Chinese in Anyone.” Uh, yeah…

I can imagine how the pitch meeting to come up with this ad campaign went down:

“You know what’d be a real cool way to market this Chinese restaurant? Chink eyes, it’s all the rage. Remember these…”

“Yeah, yeah, that’s awesome, let’s do it!”

“Cool, well, if we’re done for the day, I’m going to put on a white robe now and go burn some lawn crosses.”

“That sounds like a great idea. Can I join you?”

“Of course, the more the merrier.”

As for me, I prefer the home-grown and bluntly honest marketing campaigns for the Chinese “mom-and-pop shop” restaurants right here in the good ole U.S. of A:

Of course, we may have the opposite problem in America where our advertisers can be a little bit too sensitive. Why else would Lowe’s, for example, pull this heart-warming commercial featuring our good friend Parvesh Cheena enjoying the Lowe’s holiday shopping experience:

Ah, nothing goes together like the holidays and racism. Merry KKKristmas, everyone!