Hey FYI, everyone. MickeyD’s now accepts gays, as well as Visa, Mastercard, and Debit.

Oh shit, Shyamalan!  That’s a twist!  He likes wing-wongs.

I realize that up until a couple months ago, the only safe fast food place for homosexuals to frequent was Wienerschnitzel.

Because it has the word “wiener” in its name, yes. It was either that or the Rally’s next to the gas station.  And let’s face it: it’s Rally’s.

if you didn't get it, i really hate rally's.

And so for all you ig’nant folk out there, I want you to know it has been difficult for certain parties to reconcile their love for pastiche meat slathered with thousand island dressing and their sexual orientation.

someone actually saved this image. jesus christ.

I once went to a McDonald’s drive-thru and ordered a number 1, which – if somehow you don’t know but I don’t know why the hell you shouldn’t because it’s right up there – is the Big Mac meal. And after I paid up, you know what they handed me when I pulled up to the second goddamned window? A medium order of cold, soggy fries! Yeah, that’s right.  And that’s because I’m gay, right?  That’s it, isn’t it, Ronald?

what? lol

Now the thing is I’m not gay and, you know, in retrospect, that probably had nothing to do with this whole gay thing at all. But what I’m trying to say is y’all know this shit wouldn’t happen at Burger King cause fuck if I don’t have it my way everyday when I pull up to the king’s castle.

"bitches, be cool."

But I think that, with this ad, doors are opening, sirs and madams, and the dream that one guy once had may be indeed be coming true, and I’ll listen to any man who gets us a day off from work every year.

Okay, sarcasm aside, I realize that although this is a calculated move to make more money and customers, it’s still a step, albeit a misguided one, in the right direction.

But hey, this is the Internet and I’ve gotta be an asshole about something.

believe it or not, this is actually considered a polite greeting online.

BONUS QUESTION: Is this really a step in the right direction? The author of the article claims that it is a business move with beneficial side effects, but does it actually help anyone? Answer using citations from the passage above.