Earlier this week I proposed a challenge to everyone to come up with a giant noggin’ed human being who would not come across as cute, cuddly and welcoming. I thought for sure there was no way anyone could come close to disproving my theory.
Well, I was wrong. We do indeed have a winner. It’s Jason Inouye of Los Angeles, CA (who by the way is single, ladies).
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Here he is, at Jollibee with his prized meal (sorry Anderson, chicken joy next time you’re in LA)
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A lot of people suggested Hitler, Osama, and O.J. Simpson. But Jason debunked the theory with—
Barry Bonds
Here is Bonds, playing for the Pirates with a normal sized head.
And here he is, with enhanced cranium and no Photoshop help. Definitely not cute, cuddly, or welcoming. Congrats Jason. Until next time.
Finally, I want to share this clip dealing with issues regarding Big Heads. Thanks Claude!
if you put Barry Bonds in a panda outfit, he could be cute and cuddly.
I’m going to make an admission, I’ve never eaten at Jollibee. But seeing the boyishly charming Mr. Inouye in these photos clearly enjoying his visit has me sold. Someone should hire him as a pitchman. And if I were a chick, yeah, I’d hit that!
Jollibee Rules!
Yes, that Jason Inouye out-cutes the Jollibee bee. which is a really hard thing to do. You go Jason!
At first I thought the Bratz video was funny, but then… is it making fun of unrealistic body image critics? Ugh, perhaps I’m simply reading too much into an Onion piece. Ah, to be as ignorant and vapid as an Abercrombie model…
Oh my gosh. I am trying to hold myself back from squeezing his cheeks!
He is adorable! I have a single friend for him. But she lives in North Carolina, so I don’t think it would work. heh
Is that really Bonds or a leaked promo still from his biopic starring Bill Duke?
Regardless, you know what they say about people with big heads.
Yup. Custom hats.