I’ve been known to dismiss Barbie as a harmful symbol of everything that’s wrong about our culture and the way we market “unrealistic” images of womanhood to little girls, but even I have to admit this is pretty damn awesome!

Meet Zombie Attack Barbie (with Zombie Ken):

This would make the perfect holiday gift for that young, impressionable girl in your life. Unfortunately, there’s one, little problem…Zombie Attack Barbie doesn’t technically exist.

Nope, it’s just the creation of artist Sarah Anne Langton. So while it’s possible that this is an actual toy you can purchase in some alternate universe, in our world, well, we’re shit out of luck. However, if I were the makers of Barbie, I would contact Langton immediately and make a deal to manufacture these for real. Hell, even I might buy one myself. Uh…for my niece of course.