Yes, it’s that time of year again: my dear friend Robert Consing has come up with 2012′s top ten titles (he didn’t do the one above; frankly, he’s way more clever).  He also happens to be an A-list storyboard artist who has worked with the likes of Steven Spielberg, Michael Bay and David Fincher, but clearly he missed his true calling as a marketing whiz for porn producers.

1. Poonrise Kingdom

2. Zero Dark Squirty

3. Rust and Trombone

4. Cornholeintheanus

5. 21 Jump Meat

6. So Tight In The Cuntsman

7. Blowmetheus

8. The Dark Knob Rises

9. Hitch Cock

10. The Knobbit: An Unexpected Orgy

 

Honorable mentions go to:

11. Premium Bush

12. The Dicktaster

 

AND THE WINNER IS….