I hate award shows. I find them mind numbingly boring; It’s Prom for Starfuckers.
But, when someone asks you what were some of the best awards show moments, there’s a broad range of answers — Sally Fields’ “You like me, you really like me!” tearful Oscar speech, a swan draped around Bjork, to most recently, Kanye West sabotaging Taylor Swift’s limelight at last year’s MTV Music Video Awards. Even Lady Gaga garnered some gotcha! awards moments with her crazy ass costumes and blood splattering performance.
Those moments don’t even compare to this acceptance “speech” from Fever Ray’s Karin Dreijer Andersson at the P3 Guld Awards (the Swedish Grammys): 
I guess the universal translator was defective. Either way, friggin’ brilliant. I’ve always known that Eurotrance came from face melting aliens. Man, the Euros surely know how to stage a show. The look on those two guys in the audience is priceless.
If you’re looking for other priceless award show moments, Blackbook has compiled a Top 5.
Memo to self: Never participate in bukakke before attending awards show
Unless it’s bukakke udon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJBeC4TUNpo&feature=player_embedded
Are you sure this wasn’t a scene from The Fifth Element?
This freaked me out.
At least the lady in the Fifth Element sang some awesome rock-opera.
God, I love the Swedes.
I hate award shows too. Everyone is so damn serious. The only reason why people tune in for the Golden Globes is because the stars are half drunk and prone to hopefully acting like real people instead of being plastic happiness.
Now there goes a confident woman!
I had to wiki the name, but this chick was also in the band The Knife, which makes her even more awesome.
i wish i hadn’t watched that right before bed…nightmares!
Carisoprodol….
Carisoprodol canine. Order soma carisoprodol….