If you’re a regular reader of my blogs, you know how freakish awesome I think the Japanese are (see examples here and here). Well, let the awesomeness continue. Saw some interesting Japanese toys over at the Huffington Post and thought I’d share some of them with our readers plus other equally interesting toys I dug up elsewhere. Enjoy!
‘Cause it’s never too early to teach your kids how to play Russian roulette.
GOD JESUS ROBOT
Since God and Jesus sometimes take a long time to answer your prayers (if and when they even do so at all), the God Jesus Robot is there to do the job when you need a response now. You: “Dear God Jesus Robot, does Jenny like me?” God Jesus Robot: “The scriptures say, NO!”
Stick your finger in the box and poke your virtual pet. Soon you can graduate to sticking your finger or similar body part into strange and unknown holes to poke whatever awaits you on the other side. A skill every child should possess.
PEE AND POO DOLLS
The perfect gift to give children who, like my fellow Offender Sung, have a curiosity for all things that get excreted from our bodies. “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.”
MUGEN PERI PERI
5 SECOND STOPWATCH
BANDI MICRO TOYS
BABY IN A MICROWAVE
BROWN HELLO KITTY WITH HEART NIPPLES
POOP ON A STICK
Hmm…I wonder if my fellow Offender Sung is really Japanese?
OK, to be fair, the Japanese aren’t the only ones making weird and freakish toys. Here are some non-Japanese ones too:
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS ONE
DENTURES IN A JAR
SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA
SANTA AND FROSTY
MY CLEANING TROLLEY