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		<title>And Now To Honor Our Nation, Please Rise &#8230; and Feel Their Pain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carl Lewis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gen. McChrystal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maurice Cheeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national anthem]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the ongoing World Cup 2010 in South Africa illustrates multiple times daily, few elements are capable &#8212; at least, publicly &#8212; of stirring the blood, increasing the heart rate and heightening passions more than a performance of a national anthem at the onset of an anticipated event. When done properly, in tune, and with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RUSH HOUR Gone Tragic: Porn&#8217;s &#8220;Jackie Chan&#8221; Murdered By Porn&#8217;s &#8220;Chris Tucker&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a still-developing story that&#8217;s as bizarre as it is tragic, struggling adult film actor Stephen Clancy Hill (aka Steven Driver) allegedly utilized a prop Samurai sword and promptly went on a berserk tirade at the Van Nuys, CA offices of porn video distributors Ultima DVD, where he also apparently lived. Hill attacked a co-worker, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hear Ya, Ma</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/i-hear-ya-ma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 03:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mary Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mom's voice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Norman Bates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even the most ardently proud fathers, including fellow offender and doting dad Alfredo, cannot argue this fact: Few things, if any, compare to the strength of bond between mother and child. And here, on the heels of a recently-concluded Mothers Day, one of those cool, multinational and multidisciplinary joint studies &#8212; this one between nursing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Original Offenders: Ice Ice Desis &#8212; Robin Bawa and Manny Malhotra</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ice-ice-desis-robin-bawa-and-manny-malhotra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 23:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Original Offenders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ajay Baines]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[desi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Manny Malhotra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Might Ducks of Anaheim]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Prab Rai]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Robin Bawa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the National Hockey League playoffs well into the homestretch for the 2009-2010 season,  it serves as an opportune time to spotlight the national sport obsession of our neighbors from the True North. It&#8217;s not exaggerating to say that Canada&#8217;s pandemic pride  &#8212; trite though it may sound &#8212; is measured in parallel to its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Catch A Predator: The Game Show Edition</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-catch-a-predator-the-game-show-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-catch-a-predator-the-game-show-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 00:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now, to all our YOMYOMF viewers playing along at home, in the 7os and 80s, he was a fixture on Canuck television both as the voice of the Toronto Blue Jays and as host of popular game show, &#8220;Just Like Mom.&#8221; He&#8217;s also a major perrrrr-vert! Heeeere&#8217;s your host, Fer-gie Oliver! Whoa, Canada! There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mother of All Mixtapes</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-mixtape-the-mother-of-all-mixtapes/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-mixtape-the-mother-of-all-mixtapes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 02:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To all Moms everywhere, In the words of 2Pac, &#8220;You are appreciated.&#8221; Happy Mother&#8217;s Day, Mom. Ave Maria &#8211; Dolores O&#8217;Riordan (Cranberries) &#38; Luciano Pavarotti Songs My Mother Taught Me &#8211; Kiri Te Kanawa Mamas Don&#8217;t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys Dear Mama &#8211; 2Pac Everything will be alright if ya hold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Gold Offender: Victoria Manalo Draves</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/olympic-gold-offender-victoria-manalo-draves/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/olympic-gold-offender-victoria-manalo-draves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 06:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll take &#8216;American Icons&#8217; for $2000 please, Alex. &#8220;Jeopardy&#8221; host Alex Trebek, outfitted in sporty tweed, picks up the cue card and in his recognizable Northern Ontario-tinged and CBC-honed baritone, presents the video clues while reading the answer in his trademark fashion: &#8220;Despite a racist exclusion policy from her own swimming club, this San Francisco [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beers, The Draft and One Big Order of Wang</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/beers-the-draft-and-one-big-order-of-wang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend in culmination of months of heightened, whispered anticipation, a group of well-into-thirtysomething men, temporarily gave the slip to their families and professions; and relinquished general responsibilities in order to secretly converge and engage in a private, annual male bonding ritual held sacrosanct since high school. The guys are me and some friends. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dropped . . . In The Name of Love</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/dropped-in-the-name-of-love/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/dropped-in-the-name-of-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The campus of Brigham Young University, the Tongan American community in the United States and, well, darn near the entire Beehive State, are all abuzz over the Mormon University&#8217;s official announcement late Friday (PR 101: Releasing a controversial announcement at the onset of the weekend is classic Crisis Management in practice.)  that star student athletes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whitney? It&#8217;s Taiwanese Pat! And He Will Always Love You. Will You Always Love Him?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/its-whitney-errr-its-taiwanese-pat-how-will-we-know/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/its-whitney-errr-its-taiwanese-pat-how-will-we-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Winston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks who follow this kind of thing know all too well that the attempted comeback resurrection of yester-star Whitney Houston has apparently been derailed again via a recent alleged relapse while on tour.  Allergies are offered up as the latest excuse but regardless,  it&#8217;s sad to see such a major talent stumble and slur its [...]]]></description>
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