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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Roger</title>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; X Rated Family (car) Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 21:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[electric car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elon Musk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Honda]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I finally did it.  I got myself a sports car.  After several decades of pining, lusting, and suffering, I finally mustered up the mojo to satisfy my man itch. Sort of. OK, I actually didn&#8217;t get a sports car.  I put a deposit on one. And come to think of it, the thing&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escolar: the Pablo Escobar of fish</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sushi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the shits]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=89063</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever have Butterfish? Well, if you&#8217;re a sushi connoisseur, you most likely have.  It&#8217;s a firm whitefish that is succulent and incredibly rich in flavor.  To eat one, properly sushi-prepared, is a guaranteed, oral orgasm.  Well, at least it was for me the first time I had it &#8211; lightly seared with a dollop of apricot puree [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; Baby Barfing Blues</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[90210]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asian lumberjack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beef bowl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beverly hills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[honda odyssey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to be a dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to clean up baby vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McDonald's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minivan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting tips]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=86554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I dropped the F-Bomb at least 50 times in fifteen seconds.  At full volume.  Right in the middle of Beverly Hills and right in the middle of the Beverly Hills sign. Actually, I was slightly behind the Beverly Hills sign, parked, with all the doors of my minivan wide open and whacking my ride to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; a Parental Kobayashi Maru</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babysitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bed Bath & Beyond]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Captain Kirk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pillows]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek II]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=86176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daddy&#8217;s log, zero three, zero one, two zero one two. My 15 month old sleeps.  In the bathroom.  It&#8217;s the only place I can stick her that enables me to proceed with daily, adult activities without having to tip toe around everywhere.  1,144 square feet of living space makes you do strange things like this. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Silence de Nice &#8211; a Frenchman&#8217;s connection</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/silence-de-nice-a-frenchmans-connection/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/silence-de-nice-a-frenchmans-connection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 academy awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best actor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brice de nice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jean Dujardin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[le casse de brice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sasha baron cohen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the artist]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=85977</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jean Dujardin.  He just won best actor at the 2012 Academy Awards. But before he was The Artist, he was Brice de Nice. Before he was this&#8230; Jean Dujardin was this&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure Jean Dujardin knew he was on the path to an Academy Award when he was making this music video (posted below). [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Around The Horn &#8211; Unfulfilled OBSESSIONS</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/around-the-horn-unfulfilled-obsessions/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/around-the-horn-unfulfilled-obsessions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=85798</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you have an unfulfilled obsession? I&#8217;m curious because usually if you have an obsession (ie. passion, strong interest, mania, addiction, infatuation, fetish, etc.), you&#8217;re usually doing it, living it, and/or being it 110%, 24/7. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s rare or common, but I&#8217;m curious how many of you have an unfulfilled obsession &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ch in k Th in k</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ch-in-k-th-in-k/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/ch-in-k-th-in-k/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chinky or Not Chinky?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#17]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asian stereotypes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chink eyes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=85340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, given the recent JLin/ESPN firestorm and the clinically insane tweets of Jenny Hyun, perhaps a bit of levity and humor is in order. Normally I&#8217;d find something like this beyond offensive.  And it is.  Perhaps why I&#8217;m not up in arms is because FINALLY we have a bad-ass, kick-ass, Asian American male throwing down in the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; how to Love a Love Hypocrite</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-love-a-love-hypocrite/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-love-a-love-hypocrite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Lin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84918</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have a babysitter right now.  Her mother unexpectedly past so she left for Asia on Friday for a month or two (or three).  I don&#8217;t have a geographically-convenient, sexy, Korean wife right now either.  She just departed on a business trip for a week. So without a sexy, Korean wife/mom and babysitter to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/homeless-procreative/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/homeless-procreative/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parenting tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[private schools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public schools]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; when a cute girl steals your bed</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/when-a-cute-girl-steals-your-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/when-a-cute-girl-steals-your-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[body ache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleep on ground]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what they didn't tell you about parenting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My body aches.  All the time.  My neck, my back, my rump &#8211; all sore and creeky 24/7, even after many, vigorous massage sessions via the bony hands of a cute Korean girl (my wife). For over 3 years it&#8217;s been like this (which, ironically, is in parallel to my current tour of duty as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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