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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Roger</title>
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		<title>homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buying a house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[suburbia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>when a cute girl steals your bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My body aches.  All the time.  My neck, my back, my rump &#8211; all sore and creeky 24/7, even after many, vigorous massage sessions via the bony hands of a cute Korean girl (my wife). For over 3 years it&#8217;s been like this (which, ironically, is in parallel to my current tour of duty as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOMYOMF After Dark (and breast feeding)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[818]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jameson whiskey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal activity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sung Kang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YOMYOMF Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a new-ish dad (not a Jewish dad), I don&#8217;t get out much socially &#8211; day or night, weekday or weekend.  In the year 2011, I have only been out about 9 times after dark sans the company of my hot-korean-wife-lover-mama and babies.  Such a rare occurrence it is, that being licked by the warm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Makin&#8217; Bacon by Fakin&#8217; (tv commercial style)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acting in TV commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arianna Huffington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Border Patrol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Unger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Checklist of Documents for Mortgage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commercial TV actor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[making a living as an actor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quicken Loans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quicken Loans -- Border Patrol -- Checklist of Documents for Mortgage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SAG]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott peat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[screen actor's guild]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sugar mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[survival job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ups]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done a good number of TV commercials.  It&#8217;s how I&#8217;ve made the majority of my living as an actor.  It&#8217;s how many actors make their living as they continue to hunt for their place on a TV series or name status in Hollywood, studio movies. It&#8217;s not the glamorous path.  And in some instances, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood, family &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having kids]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[korean girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean wife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life balance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[one of the girls]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Gosling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the daddy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're the girl in the relationship]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re the girl in the relationship, Rog.&#8221; What?  Did I hear that right?  Did a girl friend of mine just emasculate me with a quick flick of her tongue? I just stood there for about 6 seconds, face frozen with a half-smile, trying to figure out if what she had just said was a kick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glass Harmonica &#8211; spooky&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/glass-harmonica-spooky/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glass harmonica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[succubus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With Halloween only just a few days away, spooky is yet again, here to play. I have never seen nor heard a glass harmonica before.  But when I did, a sense of spooky-cool made me shivers galore. So may all of you enjoy this annual time of boo.  And if a succubus pays a visit, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>for she makes me weep, oh PS3&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/for-she-makes-me-weep-oh-ps3/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/for-she-makes-me-weep-oh-ps3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bioshock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[long live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playstation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ps3]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sony]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I never knew that a video game could make you cry.  Until I neared the end of Bioshock. Now a video game trailer has made me weep.  May it touch you in that soft and tender place too. Oh how I love my PS3.  Oh how I love her so&#8230; via CC &#38; Deutsch &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>smiling from hear to ear</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/smiling-from-hear-to-ear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cochlear Ear Implant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deaf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Envoy Medical]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Esteem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miracle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re born with only 4 senses, getting your 5th must truly be a rush. Here&#8217;s a bit of feel-good inspiration to start off your week.  Love what you got, work towards what you need, and don&#8217;t let your wants haunt.  : ) A 29 year old hearing for the first time.  via EDM A [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>to be or not to be Cliche</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-be-or-not-to-be-cliche/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-be-or-not-to-be-cliche/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 21:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cliche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeff smith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You just don’t get it do you?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Recently, filmmaker Jeff Smith edited a viral video called, &#8221; &#8216;You Just Don&#8217;t Get It, Do You?&#8217; &#8211; A montage of Cinema&#8217;s Worst Writing Cliche&#8221; for an article in FilmDrunk. Apparently I made the cut.  It&#8217;s at about 00:25  (basically second 25ish) To cliche is glorious&#8230; via MK &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Nose Porn</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/nose-porn/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/nose-porn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aqua maris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[netipot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nose porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world championship nose cleaning]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is porn, there is food porn, and now, there is nose porn.  Who knew such excitement could come from the nose. via EDM]]></description>
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