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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Philip</title>
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		<title>The YOMYOMF Network: Yo, Is This Racist? – The YouTube Mix</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 08:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[YomYomF Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2 broke girls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get to today’s topic, I want to officially announce that our YOMYOMF Network on YouTube will be launching the week of June 10. Yup, it’s about to get real in just under a month so keep reading this blog for the latest news—there’s going to be a lot more updates/exclusives and you’ll hear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #336: The Fish Tank Ice Bra with Wind Chime &amp; Mint Leaf</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 07:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, the Japanese have proved their supreme awesomeness by inventing something that we didn’t even know we needed. In this case, it’s the perfect solution for keeping your breasts cool on those hot summer days. It’s Triumph Japan’s Super Cool Bra: This “ice” bra that resembles two fish tanks dangling from your chest contains [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Little Girl who No Longer Believes in Unicorns</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-the-little-girl-who-no-longer-believes-in-unicorns/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-the-little-girl-who-no-longer-believes-in-unicorns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 07:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[An Open Letter...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[believe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kill evil people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leprechaun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[little girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=92217</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Little Girl: What I saw happen to you this weekend was a travesty that broke my heart so I feel that I have to write about it in the hopes that you will read this and not give up on your dreams. And that you&#8217;ll continue believing that magic does exist in the world. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Prieenaize or To Do To Someone What Prince Did To Sheena Easton</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-prieenaize-or-to-do-to-someone-what-prince-did-to-sheena-easton/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-prieenaize-or-to-do-to-someone-what-prince-did-to-sheena-easton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 01:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morning Train]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preenaize]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sheena Easton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slut makeover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sugar Walls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=92028</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“You preenaized me,” my friend Joey said in his most accusatory tone. “What’cha talkin’ ‘bout, Joey?” I replied. “You did to me what Prince did to Sheena Easton—you preenaized me!” For those too young un-hip to figure it out, “preenaize” is 1 part Prince (“pr”), 1 part Sheena (“eena”) and 1 part ize (“ize”). The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the Fuck&#8211;Chinese Baby Flesh Pills?!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-the-fuck-chinese-baby-flesh-pills/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-the-fuck-chinese-baby-flesh-pills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 22:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexual enhancement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Korea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m always amazed at the shit people will take in the name of enhancing their sexual performance. Why anyone would think ingesting shriveled rhino penis will make them more virile is beyond me, but this latest trend out of Asia is even more fucked up: Sexual enhancement pills made from the “powdered flesh of dead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Monkey Man Holds World Record for Running on All Fours</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/japanese-monkey-man-holds-world-record-for-running-on-all-fours/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/japanese-monkey-man-holds-world-record-for-running-on-all-fours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 06:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness book]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kenichi Ito]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is 29-year-old Kenichi Ito: He has just earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the fastest man on four legs. To achieve this title, Ito has spent the better part of the last decade walking and running on all fours like a monkey, hence the nickname his friends gave him—monkey. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Adam Yauch</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/rip-adam-yauch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 05:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fight for Your Right (to Party)]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first heard the Beastie Boys’ music, I hated it. Even though I was just a kid and my “higher” musical sensibilities had not been completely formed yet, “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)” seemed like the epitome of everything I despised in pop music—it was stupid, mindless and nothing more than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The YOMYOMF Network: ‘Internet Icon’ and the Unexpected Surprises</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-yomyomf-network-internet-icon-and-the-unexpected-surprises/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-yomyomf-network-internet-icon-and-the-unexpected-surprises/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 05:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Andy Fickman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Betsy Sullenger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bobby Smith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[challenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chester See]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christine Lakin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Higa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we’re about halfway through the shoot of Internet Icon, our YouTube competition show premiering this summer, and we’re down to our top six finalists. By this weekend, we’ll be down to our final two and the winner will ultimately be decided by viewer votes when the show debuts later this summer on our upcoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Chinese Woman is a Literal Ballbuster</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/this-chinese-woman-is-a-literal-ballbuster/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/this-chinese-woman-is-a-literal-ballbuster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 05:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ballbuster]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[testicular asphxiation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=91057</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A male shopkeeper in the Chinese town of Haikou died last week when a confrontation with a woman resulted in testicular asphxiation. Or to put it in layman’s terms, the woman grabbed the man’s balls and squeezed really hard until he died. According to reports, the unidentified woman tried to park her scooter in front [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The YOMYOMF Network: ‘Internet Icon’ Begins &amp; The First Ever YouTube Video</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-yomyomf-network-internet-icon-begins-the-first-ever-youtube-video/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-yomyomf-network-internet-icon-begins-the-first-ever-youtube-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[YomYomF Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chester See]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christine Lakin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Icon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jenna Marbles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[KassemG]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Higa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems fitting that today is the first day of shooting on our upcoming YOMYOMF YouTube Network show Internet Icon because it was almost exactly seven years ago on April 23, 2005 that the first video was uploaded to YouTube—changing the world forever. So who would’ve thought that just seven years and a couple of [...]]]></description>
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