Hawaiian Food Odyssey (or How I gained 3 Pounds in 1 Week)

  • June 15, 2011 1:07 pm

I flew over to Oahu last week to teach a weekend workshop at the University of Hawaii, Manoa.  I took some extra time over there to turn the trip into a vacation and to visit my cousin on the Big Island.  Somehow, the trip ended up as an eating orgy and with myself packing in an extra 3 pounds on the way back.

First stop, of course, was Leonard’s Bakery for malasadas—the big, fluffy Portuguese holeless doughnuts are a must on every visit to Oahu.  As usual, the line was out the door here, but definitely worth the wait.

An Open Letter to Justin Lin

  • April 29, 2011 1:21 pm

Dear Justin,

Let me start off by saying that I was able to attend the N.A. premiere of “Fast Five” last night and it was an awesome, action-packed, all-out crazy, fun ride of a movie and you deserve all the success and kudos you get.

But I think that we need to start sending out a more conscientious message to movie-going kids today.  So here’s my suggestion for “Fast 6”.  How about electric car racing?  After all, we really need to save the environment and stop our dependence on Middle East oil.

Look Up!

  • April 5, 2011 12:24 am

It’s been almost a month since the devastating earthquake/tsunami hit Japan, and as we all know, the country continues to struggle with its ongoing nuclear crisis.

I have a number of friends and family residing in Japan, but thankfully, all of them returned my emails and phone calls letting me know they were safe. One of my uncles who is in his ‘60s told me about his harrowing 10-hour walk home from Shibuya to Saitama. Another uncle told me he thought he was surely going to die when his roof fell in.  But most importantly, they were all right.

Depachika

  • January 26, 2011 12:31 am

Whenever I go to Japan and visit the mega department stores like Takashimaya, Mitsukoshi, Isetan or Seibu, I love to window shop and look at all the pretty things they have there.  But I rarely buy anything, because just one look at the price tag and I go into sticker shock.  For someone whose favorite store is Target, the $100 t-shirts just don’t seem that appealing.

But the one section where I will go crazy at, is the basement food hall. Locals call them “depachikas”.  “Depa” is short for department store and “chika” means basement.

When I enter the seemingly endless corridors of the depachika, I feel like I’ve died and gone to food heaven. Individual stalls hawking pickles, cakes, confectionaries, fried foods, sushi, bentos, yakitori, fruit, meat and liquor can all be found here–probably overpriced and probably overpackaged, but guaranteed tasty.   In fact, if I had to be holed up anywhere due to zombies or end-of-the-world disasters, I can’t think of a better place you’d want to be.  (Sorry, I just finished watching “The Road,” so I needed to revisit my “end of the world” strategies.)

Aflockalypse and Slinky Ships

  • January 12, 2011 12:33 am

By now, you’ve probably heard about the “Aflockalypse”.  It started with thousands of blackbirds falling from the sky and 100,000 drum fish washing up in Arkansas around New Year’s Day.  This quickly became a global phenomenon with reports of 2 million dead fish in Chesapeake Bay, 150 tons of red tilapia in Vietnam, 40,000 crabs in Britain, 1,000 turtle doves in Italy, 100 tons of sardines and catfish in Brazil and the list goes on.  There’s even a google map which is keeping track of all the recent mass animal deaths.

Experts say this is nothing unusual.  Turns out this is pretty common. The causes are usually attributed to disease or cold weather, or in the case of Arkansas, fireworks trauma.

To feed the fuel for conspiracy theorists, however, I find it odd that most of the reports and pictures show mass deaths of only one particular species.  If it’s really cold weather, as most of the recent deaths have been attributed to, how come not all the sea life in a particular region are dying?  Most of the reports and pictures show just one type of crab or just one type of fish or one type of bird.  Why is that?  And fireworks go off all across the U.S. every New Year’s and July 4th, so shouldn’t we all know about the falling bird phenomenon by now?  Shouldn’t we be used to seeing all kinds of birds falling en masse around those times across the country?  How come only now it makes the news? 

Surviving the Holidays (Literally)

  • December 29, 2010 12:24 am

My thoughts turned morbid over the weekend as I contemplated death.  No, not mine in particular, but just in general. I was guessing that more people die around the holidays than other days, and it turns out I was correct.  Researchers have found that Americans are more likely to die on Christmas Day, the day after Christmas, and on New Year’s Day than at any other time of the year.  But before you read the rest of this blog, take a stab at why you think that is.  The reason makes total sense, but it may not be what you first guessed.

Korean-Mexicans! (Or What I Learned On My Vacation)

  • December 15, 2010 12:30 am

After an hour’s drive south of Merida, navigating on questionable dirt roads filled with topes (monstrous Mexican speed bumps), and swerving to avoid lethargic dogs sprawled out in the middle of the lane, we finally arrived at the town of Peon.  It was a seemingly abandoned town that reminded me of an early Robert Rodriguez movie location, only 10 times smaller and dirtier.  It certainly didn’t look like the advertised tourist trap of a working hacienda which promised welcome drinks and a fun-filled, mule-driven cart ride.

However, once we passed through the arched gates that separated Hacienda Sotuta de Peon from the rest of the town, we found ourselves in a large and splendorous estate with a volcanic-like fountain sprouting out of the middle of a lush garden.  The buildings had been carefully restored to their original grandeur.  Workers dressed in white and wearing panama hats were there to recreate a sisal-making plantation as it had existed in the 1800’s.  Beyond the main house lay fields of prickly, cactus-like henequen plants that stretched for acres.

What’s the Story Behind the Naked German Guy?

  • December 1, 2010 12:30 am

Some of the fine moments that have been caught in perpetuity on Google Street View in the past include flashing, urinating, stealing and even drug-dealing.  This has raised all sorts of invasion of privacy issues.

The photo above, however, is one of the most perplexing.  It appears to be a naked man climbing into or out of the trunk of a car.  Next to the car is an eerily cropped image of a sleeping/dead? dog and a bottle filled with some kind of fluid. The image was found after a recent launch of Google Street View in several German cities and it has since gone viral.  There has been no explanation so far as to what was really going on and Google has blurred out the image of the naked man.

Things to be Grateful For

  • November 24, 2010 1:05 am

On Thanksgiving, many of us will be hard pressed to find things to be thankful for, what with the lackluster economy and having to suffer full body scans at the airport.

As a writer, however, I have had the privilege of researching many stories over the years which have made me realize how fortunate I am to be living in the here and now, rather than in the over there or back then.  It just takes a moment to contemplate over the things that have been banned in the past or are currently banned in other countries to know what to be thankful for.  Here are my top 10:

1) Art

Creating art that did not conform to the ideals of Social Realism was banned in the Soviet Republic during Stalin’s rule.  Besides political and religious art, the ban included abstract art, expressionism and anything depicting nude bodies.  Avant garde artists who did not adapt to the policies were often either murdered or sent to the gulag.  Even after Stalin died in 1953, nonconformist art was illegal until the mid ‘70s. 

I am grateful that although I am not an artist and cannot distinguish between an authentic Pollock and a kid’s spaghetti painting, I can at least admire both without fear.

Dinner with a Killer

  • November 17, 2010 9:49 am

You know how Asian parents always like to compare kids?  “You’re lucky your kids listen to you, unlike my good-for-nothing kids.” Or sometimes it’s a boast in disguise: “My son is in pre-med and has a 4.0 average, but he’s not helpful around the house like your kids,” etc.   I hated when the moms got together and had their put-down fests or boasting sessions disguised as put-down fests.  And sometimes afterwards, there was the inevitable, “Why can’t you be more like (insert name here)?”

I remember one particular Japanese family that my parents were acquainted with.  They had one son, whom I’ll call “Ken.”  Though we didn’t know them all that well, we were invited over to their house for dinner one night.  Ken was the ultimate, model son.  He was charming, hard-working and polite.  He even volunteered to wash the dishes, for God’s sake!

Real-Life Letters from Iwo Jima

  • November 10, 2010 9:43 am

I have to admit that after I wrote “Letters from Iwo Jima,” I feared I would find a host of angry U.S. veterans knocking at my door in protest of the portrayal of the enemy as protagonists.  But in the end, the most unexpected and best perks of the whole experience for me have been the positive reactions by veterans and the stories I heard of how the movie affected them.

One story that I am particularly fond of is about an American veteran who found a bundle of Japanese postcards and letters amid the carnage on Iwo Jima—the real life letters from Iwo Jima.

Vic Voegelin, now 83, said he found a satchel stuffed with postcards and letters written in Japanese in a destroyed Japanese pillbox.  He decided it would make a good souvenir and brought the letters home with him.

He kept the 100 postcards and 8 letters stored at his home for 62 years.  But as he grew older, he began thinking that maybe he ought to return the letters. He says it was Clint Eastwood who finally drove him into action–to go on a quest to discover who wrote the letters and to whom they were sent.  

Senator Daniel Inouye – Real Life Super Hero

  • November 3, 2010 12:30 am

It is no surprise that Democratic Senator Daniel Inouye has won his ninth consecutive term in Hawaii. Having been Hawaii’s senator since 1962, he is a much beloved institution.

I had the honor of meeting Senator Inouye at a symposium we were both speaking at in Japan.  Although not a very tall man, I was still awe struck by his commanding presence. This was a man who I could feel nothing but respect for, which is not something I can say about most politicians.

“Shake with the left.  Shake with the left,” I kept telling myself as I approached him because Senator Inouye does not have a right arm.

I knew Senator Inouye had lost his arm as a war hero as a member of the 442nd (the Japanese-American battalion that fought in World War II and became the most highly decorated regiment in the history of the US Armed Forces), but I never knew the details of how he lost that arm until recently.