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		<title>Blow Job Coupon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[20% off blow job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a bona fide coupon I found in the paper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abercrombie & Fellatio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this in the paper the other day: 20% off isn&#8217;t THAT great of a discount, but I thought I&#8217;d pass it on anyway.  Hope this comes in handy sometime.  Happy Monday!]]></description>
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		<title>Around the Horn:  Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death of a close friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elderly parents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Episcopal Church]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evangelicalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[illness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin has never experienced sleep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[living in the moment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[present vs. future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reincarnation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stroke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suffering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the afterlife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Grim Reaper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you think of death? I’d like to believe in heaven or something similar, but I currently don’t. Right now I assume that when you die, you experience nothingness. What are your beliefs about the afterlife?  How does the approach of death, or the idea of it, affect you? JEROME: I’m too much of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vaginas &amp; Vulvae</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the hoohah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina birthday card]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[vulva birthday card]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For my day job, I design greeting cards.  I did a testicles birthday card earlier in the year, and a couple of the YOMYOMF boys requested a “hoo-hah” version.]]></description>
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		<title>Twins</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twins]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister recently had twins, so I visited her in Massachusetts last week.  The babies are nice, but they&#8217;re starting to develop bad habits.]]></description>
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		<title>Koalas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sydney Wildlife World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taronga Zoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Feel like taking a nap at work?  Do it. All this guy needs is a laptop in front of him. These fuzzballs reside and sleep 16 &#8211; 18 hours a day in Sydney&#8217;s Taronga Zoo and Wildlife World parks.  Let&#8217;s be like them and get a little more R &#38; R.]]></description>
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		<title>Can someone kidnap this dog and give him to me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 09:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>

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		<title>A little sign for your Friday afternoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caution: jazz hands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excellent use of Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sam Morrison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love this photo.  Sam Morrison, the arteest, says, &#8220;Originally this was a WET FLOOR sign I saw at my local bank.  I noticed the icon seemed a little too celebratory . . . definitely a candidate for some Photoshop action.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Survive...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[for all you poor people out there suffering the humid nasty hot summer heat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liquid nitrogen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[portable swimming pool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer]]></category>

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		<title>Balls</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/balls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 23:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bushy beanbags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hairy bubblegum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[propz to ballz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salty protein grapes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scroto Baggins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrotums]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[testicles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scrotums = technological wonders Sperm must be kept about 1 to 2 degrees (Celsius) cooler than body temperature.  If the temperature heads higher, they start to die. To ensure their survival, the testes&#8217; cremaster muscles move the scrotum (which encases le balls, which store the sperm) up and down &#8211; closer to the body for warmth, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brussels sprouts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[are disgusting]]></category>
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