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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Emmie</title>
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		<title>Random animals in Taiwan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 01:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taiwan]]></category>

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		<title>What are some fantasy/fictional worlds that you like?  </title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 04:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amanita]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Czech developers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deadliest Catch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog patrol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[druids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duck Hunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fauns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fred Savage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greenland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hansel and Gretel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holodeck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ice cream trucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inception]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Machinarium]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Musuo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Myst games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Narnia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national geographic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naxi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nightmare on Elm Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Papua New Guinea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PC adventure games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[polyandrous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sichuan province]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stonehenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strawberry Shortcake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Mario World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Syberia I]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Syberia II]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Blue Lagoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the goonies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Outback]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Rangers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Smurfs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the White Witch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Witch and the Wardrobe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Wizard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Walking Marriages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world peace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yunnan province]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And what are some intriguing societies that you may not like, but find very interesting? I love fairy tales.  I don’t actually want to live inside one, though, since they seem a little superficial and there are probably a bazillion mosquitos wandering the woods. Re: societies, I’m interested in Kowloon Walled City (in Hong Kong, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blow Job Coupon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[20% off blow job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a bona fide coupon I found in the paper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abercrombie & Fellatio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blow job coupon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blow-job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crabs & Evelyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Forever 21 Inches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Huge Boss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jizz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Macrohard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Coffee Bean & Teabagging Leaf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Victoria's Skanky]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I found this in the paper the other day: 20% off isn&#8217;t THAT great of a discount, but I thought I&#8217;d pass it on anyway.  Hope this comes in handy sometime.  Happy Monday!]]></description>
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		<title>Around the Horn:  Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death of a close friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elderly parents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Episcopal Church]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evangelicalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[illness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin has never experienced sleep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[living in the moment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[present vs. future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reincarnation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stroke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suffering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the afterlife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Grim Reaper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Woody Allen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What do you think of death? I’d like to believe in heaven or something similar, but I currently don’t. Right now I assume that when you die, you experience nothingness. What are your beliefs about the afterlife?  How does the approach of death, or the idea of it, affect you? JEROME: I’m too much of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vaginas &amp; Vulvae</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/vaginas-vulvae/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the hoohah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina birthday card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaginas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulva birthday card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vulvae]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For my day job, I design greeting cards.  I did a testicles birthday card earlier in the year, and a couple of the YOMYOMF boys requested a “hoo-hah” version.]]></description>
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		<title>Twins</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/twins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My sister recently had twins, so I visited her in Massachusetts last week.  The babies are nice, but they&#8217;re starting to develop bad habits.]]></description>
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		<title>Koalas</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/koalas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[koalas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sydney Wildlife World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taronga Zoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Feel like taking a nap at work?  Do it. All this guy needs is a laptop in front of him. These fuzzballs reside and sleep 16 &#8211; 18 hours a day in Sydney&#8217;s Taronga Zoo and Wildlife World parks.  Let&#8217;s be like them and get a little more R &#38; R.]]></description>
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		<title>Can someone kidnap this dog and give him to me?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/can-someone-kidnap-this-dog-and-give-him-to-me/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/can-someone-kidnap-this-dog-and-give-him-to-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 09:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>

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		<title>A little sign for your Friday afternoon</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/a-little-sign-for-your-friday-afternoon/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/a-little-sign-for-your-friday-afternoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caution: jazz hands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excellent use of Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sam Morrison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love this photo.  Sam Morrison, the arteest, says, &#8220;Originally this was a WET FLOOR sign I saw at my local bank.  I noticed the icon seemed a little too celebratory . . . definitely a candidate for some Photoshop action.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Summer</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/summer/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/summer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Survive...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[for all you poor people out there suffering the humid nasty hot summer heat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liquid nitrogen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[portable swimming pool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer]]></category>

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