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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Elaine</title>
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		<title>Work to Live or Live to Work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 19:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I was contacted by a young alumna from my college who requested advice on breaking into the movie business.  This woman was different from the usual newbies in that she was contemplating a big career change.  She was a successful investment banker who wanted to leave her job and chase her dream of becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Around the Horn: It&#8217;s The Thought That Counts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 04:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buying gifts during the holidays tends to be a double-edged sword for me.  It&#8217;s actually quite fun and novel for me to find things for people I don&#8217;t normally buy gifts for &#8211;  friends, colleagues, and those who have hard jobs helping people like me out (eg: the staff at my doctor&#8217;s office who normally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even Addicts Have Their Limits</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pork]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ramen]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sugar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you tiao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yung Ho Tou Chiang]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t drink, do drugs, or extreme sports.  I do pork, fried dough, and sugar.  But sometimes, too much of a good thing can be just that&#8230;too much.  Here are the few times when I&#8217;ve crossed the threshold and moved from indulgent bliss to remorse&#8230; I never thought the day would come when I would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get your noodle on</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kim Ky Noodle House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sanmuluang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I&#8217;m overdue for a trip to a hawker stall in Thailand or Singapore.  Or I&#8217;m just watching too many episodes of Anthony Bourdain&#8217;s &#8216;No Reservations&#8217; &#8211; my equivalent of food porn.  I can&#8217;t help but have food envy seeing him hit up a street vendor and  get turned on as he hungrily anticipates his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Supper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 03:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While fellow offender Phil&#8217;s working on his Judgment Day booty call list , I am also thinking about how to spend my last moments of existence before the apocalypse descends.  It&#8217;s pretty clear that despite being a good girl most of my life, I&#8217;ve been a theocratic slut keeping company with Atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice to Sophia Chua aka Tiger Cub: Better Hold Off On Beer Bongs Til Sophmore Year&#8230;at least</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/advice-to-sophia-chua-aka-tiger-cub-better-hold-off-on-beer-bongs-til-sophmore-year-at-least/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amy chua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harvard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sophia Chua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiger mom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not surprising that Sophia &#8211; the &#8216;Tiger Cub&#8217; aka overachieving spawn of &#8216;Tiger Mom&#8217; Amy Chua has been accepted to Harvard, Yale, and probably a few other ivies.  My initial thought is to send happy wishes to Sophia who will soon be released from her minimum security prison mother&#8217;s loving supervision to indulge in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Los Angeles Voter Alert: Why Measure L is Good for Kids, Communities, and anyone who likes to read for Free</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/california-voter-alert-why-measure-l-is-good-for-kids-communities-and-anyone-who-likes-to-read-for-free/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/california-voter-alert-why-measure-l-is-good-for-kids-communities-and-anyone-who-likes-to-read-for-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 08:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[library]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Measure L]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vote]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know that today&#8217;s election day &#8211; Tuesday, March 8th is somewhat an anticlimactic one with all sorts of odd and end measures and council people to vote in.  However, I do want to take a moment and champion a humble cause &#8216;Measure L&#8217;: The Los Angeles Reassignment of Funds for the Library System that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does Chinkology Mean To You?</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-does-chinkology-mean-to-you/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-does-chinkology-mean-to-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 06:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obscure Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Part of the reason why I enjoy blogging for yomyomf.com is because you &#8211; the readers are not shy to express an opinion or share an insight.  And, from the various comments that you have generously shared since our birth one of the terms that seems to pop up every so often is &#8216;Chinkology&#8217;. Is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Romance, Lo&#8217;mance&#8230;Old School Chinese Style</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/romance-lomance-old-school-chinese-style/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/romance-lomance-old-school-chinese-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 02:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Double Happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old school Chinese mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[virginity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a mystery how my brother and I were conceived as my old school Chinese mom and dad rarely expressed any affection with one another.  And yet, with no real displays of romance between my parents, my mother still felt that she was an authority on love and courtship.  But that should not be surprising [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Double Happiness: Hardcore Chinese Motherpedia Part 1</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/double-happiness-hardcore-chinese-motherpedia-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/double-happiness-hardcore-chinese-motherpedia-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elaine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Double Happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amy chua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardcore Chinese mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Panda Express]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since posting my holiday blog on &#8220;How to Survive the Holidays Chinese Style&#8221;, I received some requests from non-Chinese readers for a primer on what to do if your loved one has a hardcore Chinese mom and/or dad.  I&#8217;m glad to help out but, should warn you that deconstructing Chinese parents isn&#8217;t completely straightforward &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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