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		<title>Happiness? Bah humbug!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happiness makes for bad writing. What does one write about when all your dreams have come true? When the person in front of you surpasses your ideals and your expectations? When the house is warm and comfy and the cat is well fed and the sex is good and dinners are attentive and gifts are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye SF!  A greatest hits list</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in the car, my cat on my lap, yowling in her cat carrier. My new love was driving my car packed with 30+ years of clothing, shoes, and backpacking equipment. It was 5 1/2 hours to my new life in LA. And as we crossed over the Bay Bridge in sparkling 50 degree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; First Meetings on Repeat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine a snow lodge. A hostel style lodge out in the Lake Tahoe area. Where people can get a discounted night&#8217;s stay if they do one single chore per day. It has a hot tub for those apres-ski days. It attracts lots of young adventurous types&#8230; mostly long-haired scruffy-chinned boys who can quote Proust and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Happy Elephant Trunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;And the sex is sooooo gooooood!&#8221; my friend &#8216;Jasmine&#8217; gushed. &#8220;He&#8217;s so humble and quiet in public, but in bed he&#8217;s so confident and strong. He just knows how to pick me up and throw me around.&#8221; We were driving down the 101 on a two hour journey. We were both trail runners and we&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye SF!  Boy, I lovez ya! (Part 1)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m almost near my last San Francisco days. I&#8217;ve completed all auditions, all assignments, and almost all freelance work contracts. I only need now to pack up my important things, my cat, and throw it all into a waiting U-Haul truck&#8230; and drive down into the arms of some crazy guy in LA who says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Around the Horn: Who wants an orgasm?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was having drinks with a great girlfriend “Gina”, discussing our various men in our lives and sex in general. (Yup, just another day at the office.) She’s 30-something, beautiful, witty, smart, talented, and in general, one of those girls who’s got it all. Then Gina dropped the bomb on me: she’s never had an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; No &#8216;Piss-takes&#8217;!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 07:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, Thanksgiving weekend! I&#8217;m going to impress my man&#8217;s family! Oh yes I am! I am armed with my best green beans recipe and the secret to a Brown Betty crust that is to-die-for! I will be humorous and gracious! I will not talk about sex or politics or religion! I&#8217;m dressed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Colorblind mama</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!&#8221; My mom furiously flashed her middle finger through the mini-blinds of our living room. She did it right-side up, then sideways, then the other side, upside-down, and then right-side up so that I got it from all angles. My mom wasn&#8217;t an OSCM or a Tiger Mom, my mom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Answers to Why?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 16:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;..And when I came home, all his stuff was gone,&#8221; my friend sniffed into the growing pile of tissue in her hand. It was Sunday night, a clear and crisp night in San Francisco, and I was sitting at my friend &#8216;Julia&#8217;s $300,000 five hundred square foot studio with the $800/month HOA fees (just to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230;. Mom and Dad&#8217;s Approval</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He wasn&#8217;t quite erect but he was aroused. Wait, was was THAT?! Oh, pardon me, he&#8217;s highly erect. And somehow, in his sleep-heavy haze, he&#8217;s somehow magically taken off his underwear. He is spooning me in his nakedness; I am fully clothed in my pink flannel jammies with the sledding, knit-cap wearing polar bears.. and [...]]]></description>
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