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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Now that&#8217;s interracial dating!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[food chain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere in CA, or maybe somewhere in OR, there is a lone wolf&#8230; the first of its kind since 1947, to appear West of the Cascades, West of the Rockies, right here in our very backyard!!!! Hallelujah! Now as a person who has spent many sleepless nights in the Alaskan back country by myself realizing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; He changed his Facebook profile pic!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 07:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Benedict Arnold]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook profile pic]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[getting pinned]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man proclaiming his woman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why did you change your profile pic on FB?!&#8221; I text furiously. It was accusatory. Oh yes it was. Because why, after months of monogamous bliss, and after months of a profile pic of the two of us snuggling -basically announcing to the web world that we were forever embedded into each other hard drive- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Quiet Time from the Crazy Voices</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 22:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy thoughts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foot slip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[losing boyfriend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[more death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rappel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scenario]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Barracks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waterfall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worst Case Scenario]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m not going down it.&#8221; He gave us a good-luck-to-you look and stoutly walked back in the direction he came from. He was a strong man, big piercing blue eyes, but his common judgement told him that it was too much of an obstacle to safely surmount. We watched his back disappear into the foliage. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Real Friends</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-real-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blackberry cobbler.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cell phone etiquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Instagram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Korean potato pancakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[margaritas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[real friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[virtual friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve been stressed lately because I&#8217;ve been drinking a lot of margaritas and glasses of wine lately. Let&#8217;s face it, I&#8217;m so out of it. I try to keep up, but I am technologically-deficient, socially-networkingly dumb, and just plain out of touch. I don&#8217;t GET IT. I&#8217;m like that ninety-year old grandma who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230;Self-Belief</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-self-belief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 07:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[girls' weekend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grand Canyon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her breathing changes. &#8220;I&#8217;m scared,&#8221; she announces. &#8220;You&#8217;re almost there!&#8221; we yell. It&#8217;s a girls’ weekend and we&#8217;re backpacking and rock climbing in Arizona. We&#8217;re all seasoned backpackers with bombproof gear in pretty jewel tones. We all dehydrate our own meals. We can tie knots that would make a boy scout cry. And when we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; My first Judas betrayal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad girlfriend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betrayal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flirting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair flip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot asian guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus climbing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rock climbing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m Vietnamese.&#8221; Oh my god, he&#8217;s hot. &#8220;So, what brought you down to LA?&#8221; For every women, sexy is different.  Sexy for me is the scent of a man (not that cologne stuff, that completely kills my nostrils) and sexy is when a man is completely at ease with himself and doing something he loves. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Around the Horn: Come on, be happY~!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/around-the-horn-come-on-be-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bobby McFarrin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Don't Worry Be Happy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eggs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus has come back from the dead, Hallelujah! Happy post-Easter everyone! Now, whether you believe in Jesus or not (apparently he was a hot, sexy man who had a faithful posse and got in trouble with the law all the time…. A classic bad boy! Meow!), Easter is that 4 month mark in the year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Home Remodeling Reset</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-2/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aladdin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fresh and Easy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jasmine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paint]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prince charming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shakespeare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You think that after you find the man of your dreams and ride away with him in that pumpkin-turned-into-a-white-carriage-pulled-by-mice-turned-into-white-stallions, that glorious music will crescendo and your life will turn into a million starry nights filled with passionate sex! Mornings with attendants pouring you tea! You eat all you want and never get fat! And birds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230;. The Secret Ingredient!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-the-secret-ingredient/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-the-secret-ingredient/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hate LA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[long term relatioship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The text said, &#8220;I feel you&#8217;re constantly reminding me that you hate it here.&#8221; I have been CAUGHT! Funny doesn&#8217;t always translate via text. He can&#8217;t see me slap my knee and go &#8220;Hyuck yuck yuck!&#8221; to emphasis the joke. Sucks cuz I WAS being passive-aggressive. The grain of truth stuck out more than the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SAF Seeking&#8230; Final Destination? Oh hell no!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-final-destination-oh-hell-no/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/saf-seeking-final-destination-oh-hell-no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beverly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SAF Seeking...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Air France]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[documentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fear of Flying]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Flight 447 crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Singapore Flight 006]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Southwest Airlines]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You have a uneventful flight!&#8221; the taxi van man said to me cryptically. &#8220;Uneventful flight?&#8221; my head started spinning.  &#8220;Like what kind of events am I being &#8216;uneventful&#8217; about?&#8221; Thought thought thought. &#8220;Suicide bomber?&#8221; &#8220;Plane losing fuel?&#8221; &#8220;Fuselage being ripped open above me?&#8221; By the time my foot hit the pleasantly sliding glass door of [...]]]></description>
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