I went to my favorite chinese food the other day. Felt a bit grouchy and tired because I was worn out from a early morning hill run with my boys. Either way I was hungry for some MSG laced Orange Chicken. I sit down with two of my favorite people in the world and notice a family of four a few booths away. Two women and a two little girls, say 5 and 8. The women were loud talkers. You know, they think the whole world should hear their babble at DOLBY 5.0 Surround sound levels. ”Whatever”, I thought. I know these these types. The little ones were cute, the 8year old waved and I waved back. Then the 5 year old started to yell. Not a cute yell, but a I’m going to die YELL! Hey, kids yell, I get it. I don’t blame the kids, their kids…but the women kept up with their nonsense chit chat never once addressing the screaming child. 15 minutes went by. All the patrons including my friends were affected by this screaming child. But not the two yapping women. I looked to the waiter and manager, even to my friends. But I think folks have become very passive aggresive these days. Enough! I yelled “Hey, hey, hey… let’s keep the screaming under control! Your not the only one’s here!” Then just like that the screaming was over and just like that they were out the door. No apologies, but just out. Now, I love kids. A lot. I love how hey are so care free. I love playing with kids, it’s so honest and pure. But what the hey, no need to leave them screaming for dear life! I did feel a bit of guilt after I thought about it. But some people need to be policed. I’m pretty sure those women will think twice before they let that child scream for 15 minutes in a public place. Maybe that’s the trade off. Feel like a asshole for a bit and save the rest of humanity from Assholes.
Ok this one you’ll like. I go the bathroom, single use only on this place. I wait, say 7minutes…felt like an hour because I had to pee so bad. Finally the guy comes out. I rush in, no urinal, just toilet. ARGGHHH! the guy packed the toilet with paper and his crap. Really packed it. Then left it. Just left it.
I went out side and saw the guy sitting at the waiting area for a table. ”hey did you just use the bathroom?” ’Yeah, you got a problem?’ “Yeah I got a problem you #*$&ing asshole?! There are children here. You &#$ing pig!” ‘What you going to do about it?’ “Let’s go outside asshole!” ‘Hey man, what’s the big deal?’ “#&Y$ you! You #$*ing pig!”… Then he walked out. My friend asked if I would of done that if he was a 6’5 huge dude. Yeah probably. Would’ve gotten my ass beat but still a cause worth fighting for. I’m sure the poop leaver will think twice went he shits in a public bathroom.
OK feeling much better. ADIOS!