WARNING: If you do not want to see images of what a man’s genitals look like if you were to chop them off and cook them, STOP READING IMMEDIATELY!

As for the rest of you—This is 22-year-old Mao Sugiyama:

He is a self-proclaimed “asexual” man from Tokyo. This basically means he does not affiliate with either gender. So what better way to celebrate this fact than by having your genitalia surgically removed, cooked (garnished with button mushrooms and Italian parsley, of course) and served to five diners at $250/plate.

And how did he find those willing diners? By sending out this tweet on April 8:

“[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

Regular readers of this blog know how much I celebrate the Japanese for their wonderfully bizarre and unorthodox perversions. But I have to admit that I’m not sure how I feel about this one. I want to admire Mao and the perverted daring diners who would feast on his manhood, but…yuck!

Take a look at the infamous pics for yourself:

And with that, hope everyone has a ball this Memorial Day weekend! Yeah, I went there.