Back in May, I wrote about 22-year-old Mao Sugiyama a.k.a. the self-proclaimed Japanese “asexual” man. In order to bring attention to the plight of folks like him
her who do not affiliate with either gender, Sugiyama had his genitalia surgically removed, cooked and swerved to diners who paid $250 to dine on them.
You’d think that was the end of the story, but apparently not.
Tokyo police have now charged Sugiyama with “indecent exposure.” As unorthodox as Sugiyama’s dinner party may have been, he did follow all the laws regarding bans on organ sales, the processing of medical waste and food sanitation. But because he and his colleagues showed his genitalia to the 71 guests at the aforementioned dinner party, they have broken Japan’s indecent exposure laws. If convicted that could bring a two year prison sentence and $32,000 fine.
So let’s get this straight—a dude cuts off his manhood, cooks them and is somehow able to convince a group of strangers to pay to eat that shit and he’s going to be charged with indecent exposure? Really? I mean—really? Look, I think this whole affair is pretty disgusting, but this guy shouldn’t be getting arrested for such a lame reason. Hell, if anything he should be getting a medal. Why? Because he cut off his manhood, cooked them and convinced a group of strangers to pay to eat that shit.
Do you know how hard it would be to pull that off? It’s hard enough to get a stranger to even just touch your penis, let alone get them to pay you to eat it. Believe me, I know.
So to you, Mr. Sugiyama, I say stay strong and keep fighting the good fight. You have more balls than most people I know. I’m speaking figuratively of course. And that’s the truth!
As for me? I’m hungry, time for some grub. Let’s see…what am I craving today?