LEE ANN

Lee Ann Kim is a dog, virgo, recovering television news journalist and boss lady of the San Diego Asian Film Festival. Among her many talents are barking like a chihuahua, doing the splits, and the ability to remember random lyrics to cheesy 80s songs. Hailing from the mean streets of Chicago (Downers Grove, IL to be exact), she’s known among Filipino gangstas as “Lizelle” and aspires to take over her father’s OBGYN practice. IUDs anyone?

Are you a Swinger?

Ah ha! I knew it! You’re a swinger, just like me. I know, I know, it’s shocking because as Asians, we’re not supposed to be talking about this kind of stuff – especially swinging. Our parents will lose face, our ancestors will be rolling around in their graves. But if we want to make progress in America, we must recognize as swingers, we matter! I mean, look at what happened in Massachusetts.

Until recently, I thought I was one of of the only ones. That’s right, an independent voter (actually, I accidentally signed up for the Green Party for a while, but I did vote for Ross Perot!), and I was surprised to learn that many of my Asian American brothers and sisters are also DTS (Decline to State) voters. Here in CA, Asians make up 13% of the DTS voters, which is significant enough that the California Independent Voter Network is reaching out to us to get out to the June 8th primaries. Getting out to the polls is one thing… it’s another to be registered and cast a ballot.

WHY WHY WHY when we have an African American as President and the highest number of APIAs in Washington than ever (including our brother-from-another-mother Yul Kwon) do Asian Americans continue to make pathetic excuses not to vote? I want to grab them by their Abercrombie t-shirt collars and slap the Tila Tequila outta them, because they truly make the rest of us look bad! And the lame excuses are always the same – here are the top 5:

5) I’m a student and I’m too busy to vote (but you have plenty of time to drink, gamble, loiter, text and read stupid blogs like this one, stupid!)

4) I don’t read the newspaper and don’t know when the election is (idiot! do you know how to google? do you know how to READ?)

3) My vote doesn’t make a difference (tell that to the folks in Arizona!)

2) I don’t care for any of the candidates (and THAT’S why they don’t care about you and your community, dumbass!)

1) I’m Asian. (dang skippy, then we’re truly screwed. Apathy killed this cat. )

Thank Goodness for those who do care, and could spread the good word in creative ways. Thanks to support from CAIVN, we’ve been able to commmission two PSAs reaching out to the APIA community and launching a PSA contest to get others to create messages of inspiration. Hope you enjoy, and are inspired to Reel in the Vote!

Read Lee Ann’s previous guest blogs here and here.