Harv’s Metro Car Wash in Sacramento received a visit last week from two intimidating, dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent back taxes. “They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending,” Aaron Zeff, Harv’s owner, told the Sacramento Bee.

The amount that Zeff owed Uncle Sam…4 cents.

However, because of a combination of penalties and taxes on the 4 cents, the additional interest he owes on this amount has somehow ballooned to $202.31. More inexplicable because Zeff received a letter from the IRS last October stating that all his outstanding balances had been taken care of.

“It’s hilarious,” he says, “that two people hopped in a car and came down here for just 4 cents. I think (the IRS) may have a problem with priorities.”

The IRS had no comment citing “privacy and disclosure laws.”

Damn, you can’t make shit like this up!