I was going to write a brand-new Halloween themed blog for this weekend and then thought: WTF?! Why exert the time and effort to do something new when I can recycle shit I’ve already done with minimal effort?
After all, I often write about themes and topics that are appropriate for Halloween (last October, for ex, I did a month-long tribute to all things related to the holiday) so why not just re-package those old blogs in one “super” post?
So here are my top ten favorite (or the top ten that I was able to find with a quick google search) appropriately Halloween-themed posts from the past year in no particular order. Enjoy, and Happy Halloween! Oh, and if any of our hot female readers would like to send over photos of yourselves in slutty, revealing Halloween costumes, you’ll get no objection from me. Have fun and be safe—expect to see you all back here on Monday.
And here we go:
1. ASIAN HORROR FILMS
I love horror movies and I think the best horror flicks are from Asia. These are some of my favorites.
2. HOW TO SURVIVE A PHONE CALL FROM A DEAD PERSON
I received one of the strangest calls from a friend this past summer regarding a disturbing phone call she had received.
3. CLOWNS, DOKKAEBIS AND OTHER CHILDHOOD HORRORS
This is some of the shit that scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid.
4. PETER A. CHANG, JR.
Peter Chang was a real-life monster hunter of sorts. This is the account of how he was charged with policing the “murder capital of the world.”
5. TRUE SUPERNATURAL TALES FROM JAPAN
I love reading about real life supernatural stories and I think the scariest are from Japan. This is a sampling of some of these stories.
6. WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE IN HORROR MOVIES SO STUPID AND ANNOYING?
Look, some of my favorite horror flicks star white people, but come on…sometimes they do some stupid shit.
7. THE U.S. MILITARY’S SECRET WEAPON: GHOSTS
Fascinating stories about how the U.S. military used local superstitions to fight the enemy during combat.
8. WHY PETS HATE HALLOWEEN
Check out these photos and I think the title of this piece becomes self-explanatory.
9. MORE PROOF THE JAPANESE ARE FREAKS: HALLOWEEN COSTUME EDITION
If the Japanese are freaks the other 364 days of the year, you didn’t think they’d take Halloween off, did you?
10. HOW TO SURVIVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN WHO IS POSSESSED BY A DEMON FROM HELL
Are you involved with a chick who’s possessed by a demon? That’s not necessarily a bad thing. Just take my advice here.