Don’t get the skirt wet! With Phil’s penchant for inspired ’80s gifts, here’s a fashion mashup that celebrates the Joe Dante classic Gremlins.

Frack, I feel old that this stuff has a nostalgia, post-modern revisit. It was bad in the ’90s, when stuff from the ’70s was cool again. But, nostalgia nowadays is becoming more geekier. How else would we get stuff like the Taun Taun sleeping bag?

Anyway, Crotch-Gizmo is sold at Alex and Chloe, for the “hey what recession?” price of $2100! Maybe some Google exec can buy this for his girlfriend….