This is Gigi Chao and her “alleged” new spouse Sean Eav:
Gigi also happens to be the daughter of Hong Kong playboy tycoon/perennial bachelor Cecil Chao Sze-tung who has claimed to have slept with over 10,000 women and is rarely seen without some hot young thing on his arm. And though he has made his disdain for marriage known in the past, daddy Cecil seems to have changed his mind with his recent announcement that he will give a “dowry” of sorts to the tune of $65 million to the man who can woo his daughter away from her lesbian spouse.
Basically, the man who successfully converts her to the other team becomes a multi-millionaire.
Of course, we all know that this is a silly offer to make because you can no sooner turn a gay person straight than you can turn a straight person gay. In fact, it’s more than silly, it’s downright insulting and disrespectful especially considering he’s doing this to his own daughter. What a tool.
But…well…actually, $65 million is a lot of money. A lot of money. Fuck, let’s be honest, if you told me you’d give me $65 million if I would just turn myself gay all of a sudden, hell yeah, I’d do it! So maybe it isn’t so silly. Or disrespectful. I take back everything I said in the previous paragraph because I clearly do not know what I’m talking about.
At the least, I think it’s worth giving it the old college try. Just like Gui from Brazil. After seeing an article about daddy Cecil’s generous offer, he immediately penned this response :
I read you article regarding the daughter who is lesbian and i decided i want to go to hk to check her out.
My name is Gui [Redacted] and I am from Brazil. I am currently traveling around the world while learning about Algae and climbing mountains.
I think this girl is gorgeous and as I love women I am willing to fly to hk to meet with her.
Can you please let me know how to arrange a meeting with them?
thanks in advance,
Not only that, but he went so far as to include this photo of himself:
Damn, that plus the fact he’s studying algae–if that doesn’t convert a lesbian on the spot, I don’t know what will. How can you compete with that?