Over the past couple of days, I’ve had to fend for myself and I’ve learned some stuff outside of YOMYOMF. For example: I can’t cook. Left to my own devices, my breakfasts will be Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk; my lunches, microwaveable; and dinners, anything my dear aunts happen to be making. I just got back from the grocery store and the only things I bought were milk and Cocoa Puffs.
The cashier turned his head up from my purchases to me so slowly, in the way only slow motion could make more agonizing.
One day, I’ll grow up and eat Total.
As July comes to an end, YOMYOMF takes a gander at new ways Korean men can get some vagina; the latest in masturbation innovations; and worms.
In other words, I’ve got a wholesome post for you today.






































