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On Memorial Day

  • May 31, 2010 1:35 pm

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Mo Okita is a family man, fisherman, and a Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy. He loves to take pictures of what he eats (or doesn’t eat) as he has lost 30 pounds in the last few months. Although he is a “lifer” in the military, he’d rather be the captain of a fishing boat than a naval ship.

Memorial Day is observed annually on the last Monday in May. Following the Civil War it commemorated those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the country. It wasn’t until 1978, after many cultures, demographics, and neighborhoods started to celebrate their own version of Memorial Day that it finally was observed as a National Holiday.

Each and every one of us have some military history in our family. Just as the history of Memorial Day came about, we all feel the need to commemorate military members that have passed. We all have a story of struggle, of opposition, of fighting for what is right, of sacrifice.

my first one cent paycheck

  • May 31, 2010 7:00 am

Well, it finally happened.  I just got my first residual paycheck for $0.01.  Yes, you read that correctly.  One cent, one penny, 1/100th of a U.S. dollar.  In the past, I had always heard stories on the mean streets of Hollywood about actors getting the infamous once cent residual paycheck in the mail.  However, I have never met any of these penny beneficiaries in person so I kinda just wrote the whole thing off as some sort of urban legend or street myth.  You know, stuff like unicorns and four hour erections.

But before we continue, for those folks not familiar with the esoteric pay practices of the entertainment industry, here’s a quick explanation of how actors earn their keep.  Here we go…

INTERPRETATIONS Short Film Spotlight: GOOD SHOT (New and Improved Version)

  • May 31, 2010 2:03 am

As many of you already know, we’ve launched a new film initiative entitled INTERPRETATIONS to support aspiring filmmakers. In a nutshell, you make a short film of no more than 3 minutes using the same script we provide (get all the info here). To help us launch, we commissioned several filmmaker friends to make their own shorts using our script and we’ll be featuring each one of them here (including a few words from the filmmakers themselves).

Today we present Good Shot (in an updated version with additional visual effects) by our fellow Offender David C.P. Chan:

Revisiting World War II: The Justice Society Battles The Japs

  • May 31, 2010 12:07 am

It may be difficult to imagine from our “enlightened” 21st century perspective that there was once a time when popular cartoons/comics aimed at children were used as propaganda to spread a racist agenda. At no period in our history was this probably truer then during World War II when all of America was united to fight the Nazis and the “Japs.” And in the world of comic books, the superheroes of the Justice Society of America (JSA)–featuring such favorites as the Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Hawkman–got into the act in 1942 when they went up against the evil Black Dragon Society, a group of Japanese militants intent on destroying the U.S.

During the 1980s, DC Comics revived the Justice Society of America and other heroes of the Golden Age in a new comic entitled All-Star Squadron. I’m sure this posed an interesting dilemma for the creators of the new title: how do you tell the story of the Black Dragon Society in a way that was still true to the original concept while somehow addressing the inherent anti-Japanese xenophobia that was so integral to that original concept?

But before we get to that, I want to provide a bit of historical/cultural context. It wasn’t just the comic book world of the JSA that tapped into the anti-Japanese hysteria of the time. After the 1941 bombing of Pearl Harbor that brought the U.S. into WWII, other popular cartoon characters also jumped on the bandwagon. I present two such examples below.

BUGS BUNNY NIPS THE NIPS (1944):

RIP Dennis Hopper

  • May 30, 2010 11:27 pm

Dennis Hopper died yesterday from a long battle with prostate cancer. He was also one of the most dynamic American iconoclasts. For film nerds only, check out this amazing clip reel, produced by the Museum of the Moving Image,  of Hopper’s oeuvre, including his roles in Easy Rider, Giant, Apocalypse NowBlue Velvet, True Romance and Hoosiers, just to name a few:

I have to say, 1986, was Hopper’s year, with great performances in Blue Velvet, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Hoosiers and River’s Edge. The LA Times writes about the posthumous tribute effect, when celebrities die leaving work still in the pipeline, i.e. Heath Ledger with his final role as the Joker in The Dark Knight and The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. In Hopper’s case, it’s voice work in the animated film Alpha & Omega. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out like Orson Welles final role, as the voice of the planet eater Unicron in Transformers: The Movie.

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – May 23-29, 2010

  • May 30, 2010 4:37 am

Yo, what up, netizens! I think that’s a clever new term that someone coined because it refers to the people that are on the internet, which you could say are its ‘citizens’ and since the ‘net’ is slang for the internet, they combined it into this one concise word, that being ‘netizens.’

average netizen.

I think that’s great.

So, my dear friends, this past week on YOMYOMF, our intrepid bloggers uncover the age by which you should have done the ol’ in-out, in-out; the disadvantages of chopping off your own penis for revenge; and porn’s effect on the class of 2010.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Without further ado…

An Open Letter To Graduates On Why Porn May Have Ruined Your Future

  • May 29, 2010 1:50 am

Dear Graduate:

Congratulations on graduating from high school or college. You are about to take your first steps into the “real” world. Maybe you’re feeling worried and scared about what your future might hold. And you know what…you should be frightened. The world is such a fucking mess right now and you may be ill-equipped to do anything about it. All those “inspirational” speakers at your commencement ceremony who talk about how you’ll be successful if you just follow your dreams or embrace your dreams or make sweet love to your dreams…I’d forget about that. If you’re lucky, you’ll be living in your parents’ basement until you’re 40. And that’s if you’re lucky.

Look, I’m not just saying this to be cynical or to shock you or because I’ve just done four lines of coke and downed a six-pack of Corona. I’m trying to treat you like the adult that you now are and tell you the truth–warts and all. And it’s not completely your fault that you’ve been denied the tools to help you successfully navigate your way through this cruel world. You just happened to have had the awful luck to be born at a bad time. You were born into an era of quick and easy access to porn and that may very well be the root of your problems.

The Bride at Every Funeral, The Corpse at Every Wedding

  • May 28, 2010 8:31 am

Okay, first off: I swear I’m not the type to just dump youtube videos on friends and relatives. I do it only very, very selectively (ie, that talking kitten has to be INSANELY cute). So if you can bear with, watch until at least 2:05, when Letterman finally responds.

But this is not about Letterman. It’s about the wonderful creature called Brother Theodore:

When I first saw this bit on Letterman back in high school, I didn’t know what I was watching. Was this standup? Performance art? One of Dave’s tech guys they decided was odd enough to put on camera? I didn’t know, I just knew I loved it. You know the feeling: just when you think there’s nothing new under the sun, humanity delights and surprises you – like the first time I saw “Twin Peaks,” or the British “Office.”

Rubik’s

  • May 28, 2010 1:39 am

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could switch out your brain periodically, to see what it’s like to think differently?

Check out this kid, for example. Solving a Rubik’s cube while blindfolded.

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What kind of mad genius sh*t is this?  And here are others who can do the same thing.

Does Everyone Fart?

  • May 28, 2010 1:28 am

Have you ever been in a public place and let one loose? How about laughing too hard and one slips out? Or my favorite, think its gonna be a quiet airy one and it was actually 3.0 on the Richter scale? Farting is probably one of the grossest things to do or hear (esp for girls) because its airy poo particles but it can also be one of the funniest events to witness too. Its quite natural and EVERYONE does it. We know old people seriously don’t mind farting anywhere. And most of our childhood friends haven’t changed a bit either. You can’t tell me you haven’t ripped several dozen while you’re on the plane. Has your boy/girlfriend farted in front of you yet? If so, I bet a thousand more came right after.

But is it dangerous to hold in a fart?

INTERPRETATIONS Short Film Spotlight: ORIENT EXPRESS

  • May 28, 2010 12:00 am

As many of you already know, we’ve launched a new film initiative entitled INTERPRETATIONS to support aspiring filmmakers. In a nutshell, you make a short film of no more than 3 minutes using the same script we provide (get all the info here). To help us launch, we commissioned several filmmaker friends to make their own shorts using our script and we’ll be featuring each one of them here (including a few words from the filmmakers themselves).

Today we present Orient Express by Wong Fu Productions:

Ice Cakes with Love

  • May 27, 2010 7:31 am

Let me preface this blog by saying that Hawaii is my home and one of the things that make this the best State in the world is our culture and food… and our food is the best! From chicken lau lau to loco moco, sweet bread to haupia cake and shave ice to ice cakes… hmmmmmm I take that back on the ice cakes.

What is an ice cake? Take a simple small plastic cup. Put your flavored syrup and water and freeze it. That’s it! It’s sold around the island and has been around since can I remember.

Smoking 2-year old

  • May 27, 2010 1:38 am

It will only be a matter of seconds before everyone in the world has seen this video, but here – behold a 2-year-old smoking and loving a cigarette.  man o man.


Ardi Rizal, Indonesian toddler, 40 cigs a day.

Any Swingers want to join the Party?

  • May 27, 2010 12:19 am

LEE ANN

Lee Ann Kim is a dog, virgo, recovering television news journalist and boss lady of the San Diego Asian Film Festival. Among her many talents are barking like a chihuahua, doing the splits, and the ability to remember random lyrics to cheesy 80s songs. Hailing from the mean streets of Chicago (Downers Grove, IL to be exact), she’s known among Filipino gangstas as “Lizelle” and aspires to take over her father’s OBGYN practice. IUDs anyone?

Are you a Swinger?

Ah ha! I knew it! You’re a swinger, just like me. I know, I know, it’s shocking because as Asians, we’re not supposed to be talking about this kind of stuff – especially swinging. Our parents will lose face, our ancestors will be rolling around in their graves. But if we want to make progress in America, we must recognize as swingers, we matter! I mean, look at what happened in Massachusetts.

The Indian American Comedy Invasion!

  • May 27, 2010 12:10 am

Just a few years ago, it seemed as if the more prominent Asian American faces in Hollywood were more likely to be Korean American than not: John Cho (Star Trek), Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica), Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy), James Kyson Lee (Heroes), Daniel Dae Kim and Yunjin Kim (Lost), Rex Lee (Entourage), Leonardo Nam (Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants), Aaron Yoo (Disturbia), Justin Chon (Twilight) and my fellow Offender Sung, among others. But these days, the prominent Asian faces you’re likely to see are Indian American.

While most of the Korean American actors I mentioned above are mainly known for dramatic roles (though there are hilarious exceptions like Ken Jeong, Bobby Lee and Margaret Cho), the young Indian American actors coming up now are mostly making their marks in the world of comedy (more on this below). Following are some of these actors (and one new TV show):

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered?

  • May 26, 2010 12:59 pm

I could barely remember anything that transpired at my college graduation much less the words of inspiration uttered by the commencement speaker (at the time, it was former U.S. Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright).  I was too sleep deprived having come out of final exams, papers and an extensive bout of purging and packing.  Also, I was still immersed in the intensity of those last few weeks of college, that for me symbolized the end of adolescence (like many Asians, my adolescence was aptly delayed…or repressed until college when I was outside of parental jurisdiction.) – the stress of finishing on time, figuring out how I was going to live, and negotiating all the various relationships from those I wanted to preserve and others, I was ready to end.

An Open Letter To Teens Considering Cutting Off Their Penis To Get Back At A Girl

  • May 26, 2010 12:35 am

Dear Heart-Broken Teen:

I want to address this letter specifically to those teenage boys reading this who may have recently had a difficult break-up with a girl (or boy if you swing that way, but to keep it simple for the purposes of this blog, I’ll address you as if you were straight.). It’s been decades years just a short span of time since I myself was a teen so I totally understand what you’re feeling. It’s as if your whole world has come crashing to an end and your future looks bleaker then the Gulf Coast’s. But whatever you do, do not do what this 19-year-old teen in Central Java (that’s in Indonesia for those of you attending American public schools) did…cut off his own penis and throw it down a well.

You heard right–upon learning that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, this teen cut off his aforementioned penis and threw it down the aforementioned well. The boy is expected to recover, but doctors will be unable to re-attach his penis because villagers were unable to find it after an exhaustive search.

I’m sure in your current emotional state, the idea of cutting off your penis sounds like the only option left to you. After all, what better way to get back at your bitch of an ex-girlfriend then by chopping off your own member? Why egg her car or send her endless drunken messages/texts/emails about how she sucked out your soul like a soul-sucking soulless vampire when you can slice off your own dick instead?

Never mind that what you’re thinking of doing will probably be the most painful thing you’ll ever experience. You think you’re hurting now because of a broken heart, imagine how it’s going to feel to have both a broken heart and your penis forcibly ripped from your body? But aside from the physical pain, there are other reasons why this is a bad idea so allow me to explain further:

Documentaries 101

  • May 26, 2010 12:08 am

You can make a documentary on just about anything.  At least, that’s what I learned from my crash-course, community class on documentaries this past weekend. 

It was weird being back in a campus setting, but our instructor was not only informative, she was very thoughtful, bringing snacks and chocolates to keep us awake under the fluorescent blandness of our stuffy classroom for 6 hour sessions. 

After watching many clips of sample documentaries, I was amazed that so many people are out there, working alone with just a camera, 1 light source and a wireless mike, making good films.  Not only that, but some of them are dedicating 7 years of their life to make 1 movie, tracking a person or subject for a long, span of time.

Most of all, I was struck by how documentarians can make even the most mundane things interesting.

INTERPRETATIONS Short Film Spotlight: I FELT MY LIFE IN BOTH HANDS

  • May 26, 2010 12:04 am

As many of you already know, we’ve launched a new film initiative entitled INTERPRETATIONS to support aspiring filmmakers. In a nutshell, you make a short film of no more than 3 minutes using the same script we provide (get all the info here). To help us launch, we commissioned several filmmaker friends to make their own shorts using our script and we’ll be featuring each one of them (including a few words from the filmmakers themselves) over the course of the next two weeks.

Today we present I Felt My Life In Both Hands by Hong Kong-based filmmaker Kenneth Bi:

A Bad Influence

  • May 25, 2010 8:36 am

The toothpaste is out of the tube, the horse has left the barn, the genie is out of the lamp, the bell can not be unrung.  The age of innocence is over. 

Two weekends ago my 13 year old son found himself in the middle of a sweaty mob of twenty somethings, engulfed in pot smoke and booze breath.  His lip was swollen from a flying elbow, his ears were ringing.

How did this happen?  How did my little Rafi (okay, Rafael now), whose biggest thrill in life just a few short years ago was sitting in the driver’s seat of the Bobcat loader parked in front of our house, end up in the mosh pit at a Mastodon concert?