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Original Offenders: Marion Wong

  • January 29, 2010 12:17 am

If you think it’s difficult being an Asian American director today trying to make Asian American-themed projects, imagine what it must have been like 94 years ago. Up until recently, it was, in fact, thought that no Asian American filmmakers existed that far back (Sessue Hayakawa wouldn’t start his own company, becoming the first Asian American producer/actor, until 1918). That is until 2006 when two reels of a 1916 silent feature entitled The Curse of Quon Gwon were discovered. The director and writer of the movie was a Chinese American woman named Marion Wong.

Documentary filmmaker Arthur Dong was researching Hollywood Chinese, his excellent look at the history of Chinese Americans in Hollywood, when he unearthed the two 35 mm reels (about 35 minutes of footage) in an Oakland basement. The film was preserved on highly flammable nitrate stock and had to be carefully handled and restored (among other dangers, old nitrate stock has a tendency to suddenly explode). The Curse of Quon Gwon was the first narrative feature made by a Chinese American and also one of the first films to be directed by a woman.

How To Tell Your Friends From The Japs

  • January 28, 2010 9:08 pm

My fellow Offender Iris previously posted this piece of racist anti-Japanese propaganda from World War II. I know for most of us today, the idea of sensible Americans taking this shit seriously may seem ridiculous, but it was not uncommon back then. I offer two more examples.

On December 22, 1941, Time Magazine published this handy guide on “How To Tell Your Friends From The Japs.” Yes, one of the most respected publications wasn’t immune to the hysteria following the bombing of Pearl Harbor. And what was some of the advice Time offered on this subject:

today’s confusion is tomorrow’s normal

  • January 28, 2010 2:41 pm

Every now and then I get really excited when I come across a piece of technology that confuses me. Confusing not because it’s difficult to use, but confusing because I can’t exactly figure out why it exists. I get even more excited when that mysterious technology is well-designed, fluid in function, and so original that perhaps it’s hinting at a future that has yet to fully materialize. This week I encountered two such mysteries. The first one is the website for this Sunday’s upcoming Grammy Awards. It has this gnarly, technological, algorithmic function where you upload your picture, color it, and plug in a few of your favorite bands and it instantly outputs a visual collage of links, videos, blogs, etc. all ghosted onto a dynamic mosaic of your pic.  Here’s mine.  If you look closely enough, you’ll see I’m a huge fan of euro techno pop as well as a bit of black man beat.  I can’t exactly figure it out just yet, but I get a sense that the web is going to evolve into something like this.  The TED site has a similar aesthetic (another site I love)  Click on my pic if you want to make one for yourself.  It’s kind of a trip.

cyber music Fan

The other piece of technology is the iPad.  All feminine hygiene jokes aside, I get an erie feeling that this thing is intended for a tomorrow that has yet to come into full swing.  I’m a life-long Apple user who rabidly uses my iPhone, MacBook Pro, Final Cut Pro, iPhoto, iTunes, iMovie, iCal, Safari, etc. everyday.  Even after a few hours of online study of the iPad, only 50% of me really understands it’s true purpose.  There something else I just can’t put my finger on, a greater intended use for this technology that isn’t written in the instruction manual…yet.  I guess only time will tell.  And though 50% of me is still a bit puzzled, I’m pretty sure that the mysterious purpose of the iPad is crystal clear in the mind of our techno savior, Steve Jobs.  We’ll see…

The 80′s conundrum…

  • January 28, 2010 10:50 am

It was indeed a simpler time, for men anyway. No ‘Metrosexuals’. No Viagra. The only big decision was:
Mustache or no mustache? You decide…

(thanks Freditor for sharing the clip)

the wisdom of a crouton tooth

  • January 28, 2010 12:45 am

My wisdom teeth haunt me.  I know that they are there, just waiting to attack when I least expect it.  I liken them to hidden landmines in my mouth with age and time as the tripwire which will eventually set them off.  When will they make their presence known is anyone’s guess.  But when they do, I hear the pain is greater than being kicked in the head by a feral donkey.

I paid a visit to the dentist last month after not having gone for over 3 years.  I shivered in fear during the whole oral ordeal like a nervous brownie before her first cookie sale.  Total damage?  A few bucks, 3 small cavities, and one erupted wisdom tooth that must be extracted asap.  Uckfay.

How to Spot a Jap

  • January 28, 2010 12:09 am

Alfredo’s post reminded me of a cartoon I came across which was actually used during WWII in a U.S. Army pamphlet distributed to soldiers in a Pocket Guide to China. The section called “How to Spot a Jap” instructed military men on how to distinguish between Japanese and Chinese Americans. I think the bit about how Chinese smile more often because the Japanese expect to be shot “and are unhappy about the whole thing” is particularly hilarious.

Best Awards Show Acceptance Speech… Ever!

  • January 27, 2010 11:54 pm

I hate award shows. I find them mind numbingly boring; It’s Prom for Starfuckers.

But, when someone asks you what were some of the best awards show moments, there’s a broad range of answers — Sally Fields’ “You like me, you really like me!” tearful Oscar speech, a swan draped around Bjork, to most recently, Kanye West sabotaging Taylor Swift’s limelight at last year’s MTV Music Video Awards. Even Lady Gaga garnered some gotcha! awards moments with her crazy ass costumes and blood splattering performance.

Those moments don’t even compare to this acceptance “speech” from Fever Ray’s Karin Dreijer Andersson at the P3 Guld Awards (the Swedish Grammys): YouTube Preview Image I guess the universal translator was defective. Either way, friggin’ brilliant. I’ve always known that Eurotrance came from face melting aliens. Man, the Euros surely know how to stage a show. The look on those two guys in the audience is priceless.

iPad! Maxi cool? tbd…

  • January 27, 2010 10:46 am

Well it’s official.  Steve Jobs has just introduced what may be the next big innovation in technology.

But the name?  God help us.  Oh wait, Steve Jobs is God, right?  Apple rocks.

Steve Jobs’ Most Best

  • January 27, 2010 8:59 am

We are less than a few hours away from Moses Steve Jobs descending from Mount Cupertino with tablets of divine wisdom to present to the world.  Rumor has it that Our Lord Steve Jobs will be unveiling what he considers to be “…the most important thing I’ve ever done.”  That’s some seriously big words coming from the dude who transformed computing from geek ridicule into sexy cool.  It’s like hearing Michael Jackson say, “I can dance better.”   Really?  Is that even possible?  How can you best a superlative?  I suppose if history is any predictor, The Great Steve Jobs can and will exceed “most best.”  Hell, Jobs has created the Apple II, the iMac, the iPod, the iPhone, and has even made being bald a desired alpha male trait.  The Almighty Jobs is one bad ass mofo.  I cannot wait to see what he pulls out from under the sleeves of his holy techno robe.  Your children await…

* thank you SpenChen for the divine pic

1,001 Reasons I Love Movies: (#10) Martin Scorsese and LACMA’s Film Program

  • January 27, 2010 12:58 am

When the Los Angeles County Museum of Art announced last July that it would suspend its film screening series due to a shortage of funds, there was a huge outcry from cinephiles all over L.A. and beyond. One of the loudest (and most prestigious) voices leading the charge was director Martin Scorsese (Taxi Driver, The Departed) who penned an eloquent letter to the museum which was printed in the L.A. Times shortly after the bombshell announcement (read it here). For now, the museum will continue to screen films until at least June though the future looks uncertain beyond that.

But Scorsese himself sat down with LACMA’s Michael Govan last Wednesday in the museum’s Bing Theater in front of a packed house to discuss the importance of LACMA’s film programs and of film preservation in general. I was lucky to have been able to snag a ticket to the event (you can read a full account of the evening here). Both LACMA and Scorsese have played a vital part in nurturing my love affair with film so for what it’s worth, I want to share some personal thoughts on this subject.

Who’s Your Alterego?

  • January 27, 2010 12:36 am

I recently saw YOUTH IN REVOLT recently and was charmed by this nutty, teen black comedy.  Adapted from the C.D. Payne novel by Gustin Nash and directed by Miguel Arteta, the movie stars Michael Cera in two roles – Nick Twisp, a love-struck, milquetoast teen and his alterego, ‘Francois’ – a swaggering, insouciant rebel sans cause.  If Frenchmen could bear children and they are probably the only kind of men with the perverse sense of humor and arrogance to do so, then ‘Francois’ would be the love child of of  Jean Paul-Belmondo and Serge Gainsbourg.  Francois is full of nerve, cool, and stylish with zero tolerance for ‘merde’ (aka bs).  Clearly, a projection of a nerd-hipster fantasy and I must say, it inspired me to daydream about being a heroine in a French film for a day too.

Growing Up with Jon Moritsugu

  • January 27, 2010 12:02 am

Jon Moritsugu is a super indie director known for his award-winning, underground films including Scumrock and Fame Whore. The “punk rocker” of filmmaking makes no compromises when he writes his movies and often shoots in low quality 16 mm film stock to give them a home-made feel.

It just so happens that I went to school with Jon in Hawaii. At Lincoln Elementary School in Honolulu, we often played at recess together. Jon, myself, and some other kids played the usual “Hide and Seek,” “Mother May I,” “Dodge Ball” and whatever else second and third graders did that involved running around on the recess field. I even had a crush on Jon because he was the super smart kid. Best in math, best in art, best in everything, pretty much.