Here’s more proof that kids today got it so much better than I did in my day. Even their books are cooler. Just when I thought the sheer awesomeness of Everyone Poops could not be topped, along comes Francesco Pittau and Bernadette Gervais’ That’s Disgusting!

The concept is so simple in its brilliance: it’s a picture book filled with images of a girl doing disgusting things like “throwing up at the table” (see image above), “pooping in the bathtub” and “sticking your finger in your cat’s bottom” plus these gems:

And just when I thought That’s Disgusting was the apex of children’s literature genius, I also discovered, The Butt Book:

And The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Gross Junior Edition, which has survival tips like how to properly vomit out of a moving vehicle:

And what to do if a bird poops on you:

I think it’s time for YOMYOMF to publish our own children’s’ book. Maybe I wasn’t so off when I previously suggested someone should do this:

Who’s with us?