It’s so awesome even the weather arrow is pointing to it!

Being a Nor Cal snob, I always look down my nose when I’m in L.A. and see so-called “meteorologists” reporting the weather, with their ridiculous names, ridiculous hair, and ridiculous teeth. Yeah, I’m talking to you Dallas Reines (a weather-porn name if I ever heard one)…

…and Jackie Johnson…

…and Elita Loresca…

…oh, sorry, that last shot was tasteless. Here’s a more representative shot of Elita:

They’re obviously L.A. actor wannabes pretending to know something about the weather while we up here in the more sober north are “authentic.” We don’t care about looks. We’re about hard hitting journalism, minimal bullshit banter, and a dearth of cleavage. Read more...